Tommy: Hey, do you know what a house wears?
Dawn: A house doesn't need clothing, Tommy. That's absurd.
Tommy: A house wears address.
Dawn: *sighs and stands up to open the front door*
TOMMY!
Tommy: Oh hey, Choco the Queen of Dinkweebs is here--
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!