NewScapeSquad on Crack!

Uni.exe has stopped working

Uni: aAAAAHHHH *falls from the roof*

Cory: *catches Uni* Oh hai bud

Uni: *is in Cory's arms, bridal style, holding him tightly because he's scared as fuck from the fall lmao*

Cory: *laughs* I'm like a mug.

Uni: W-why is that s-so?

Cory: A mug holds hot things.

Uni: *Internet Explorer loading speed, let's applaud him everyone*

Everyone: *is either sitting on the balcony or on the grass, sipping their lemonades while narrowing their eyes at Cory because of what he said*

Uni: wait

Cory: *laughs*

Uni: *is blushing profusely as he gets out of Cory's arms* nope nope i'll just go back to the roof and repair it and let myself fall to the ground again nope nope

Cory: *still laughing* You do you, bud.

~Later~

Cory: *pops head out of the roof* Uni! It's already dinner! Come down!

Uni: *too focused on his repairs he didn't notice it was already dark* i knew i should have let nick snipe him a few chapters back now she's gonna come for me this is my mistake that will haunt me forever why must i be foolish enough to walk into my own doom