Uni: *comes in, panting*
Cory: *tosses a water bottle* What happened?
Uni: *opens the bottle and drinks it in one go then throws the bottle away* YOU JUST CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED
SO I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN A GUY ON HORSEBACK SUDDENLY GALLOPS BY AND YELLS "THE BRITISH ARE COMING" SO THE ONLY LOGICAL RESPONSE THAT I COULD THINK OF AS A BRITISH IS TO YELL "WE'RE ALREADY HERE, YOU BLOODY IDIOT"
HE LOOKED BACK AT ME AND SCREAMED
*Cory and Uni dies laughing*
Tommy: *enters the room with headphones playing Stay Alive* Huh, it must've been Charles Lee.
*Ashlie and TWITTER GOD NICK dies laughing in the kitchen*
Dawn: *jumps down from the second floor* I'M A GENERAL! WHEEEEE
YOU ARE READING
NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
