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[Tag] Countries of the World

I was tagged by Blue. Not gonna bother him with another tag hahah

So yeah. This tag is about this question (my favorite hahah):

If the countries of the world are in a classroom, how would you describe them?

Okay so because I haven't travelled throughout the world yet (and I never will), I'll be using stereotypes as Blue did.

So, if your country was mentioned and I said some real offensive shit, I'm sorry in advance. It's what I have heard, and because I'm a lazy ass fucker who doesn't do research, I'm gonna have to be prepared to have my head chopped off and placed on a stick.

Alright let's begin.

1. Philippines: The one kid who brings fruits as snacks but still somehow gets seriously sick on some occasions. Has only enough allowance to get through each day and is diligent. Academically, he's good, he can even go over the top if he works hard. He should be actually rich, but his family doesn't know how to handle the money. Nice going. Secretly salty towards America, Japan, and Spain.

2. Japan: The one kid who wears a red scarf almost everyday, rain or shine. Always seated at the corner of the classroom, by the window. Is good at technology, drawing, singing, animating, and stuff. Always has green tea in the bag, and will share it if you ask. Also has Pocky in case Senpai agrees to play. (I am gonna fucking get trampled on by the end of these lmao)

3. China: Unpredictable. The kid can sometimes be nice, they can be ruthless at times. Is good at imitating. Excels at math. Lonely most of the time because the other kids are scared of China, not knowing how will China react each second.

4. Russia: The kid at the back who is always drunk. How are they not expelled yet? It's an enigma. Actually the reason why Russia isn't kicked out yet is because their family runs a security agency and that security agency is deployed on the school. Pretty hardcore. Will even sleep on the snow without a shirt and wake up the next morning without any issues. Some kids think Russia is made of steel. Terminator, anyone? If you get into argument with Russia, they will scream "FOR MOTHER RUSSIA"  and punt you to next year. They had a dog once who they let into space. Rest in peace Sputnik, I hope you're safe up there.

5. Australia: The kid who always get into unfortunate events but somehow still survives with minor injuries. Like one time in camping when Australia's tent was attacked by bears. The kid walked out of his torn tent with only a few scratches and a shit-eating grin on his face. Other kids think he's immortal. Has that funny accent which everyone loves.

6. United Kingdom: Like Japan, they always have English tea in their bag with crumpets. However they don't like sharing their tea unless the person who asks for it is someone close to them. Really formal and classy. Boy or girl, they will always fall for this kid. Wait-- did I even specify the genders of these kids?

7. Ireland: Always has a potato gun in his bag. How they aren't expelled yet? They supply the male teachers with alcoholic drinks. A really funny kid with a lot of weird yet entertaining stories to tell.

8. Canada: The kid who always has a jar of lollipops made out of maple in their desk and lets anyone get one. A really nice kid, everyone falls for them, just like how everyone swoons over UK. The peacemaker of the classroom. Whenever a kid fights, he immediately tries to break it and it works most of the time. However he can't really get China to be peaceful, so whenever China gets into fights, he tries to calm the other party so that China will calm down too.

9. America: Used to be UK's adopted younger brother when America rebelled against UK, saying how UK was so obsessive and clingy to them. The two got into a major fight, America winning the fight. He left to find himself. America did... and became that one kid everyone knows that can do shit no one else can. Like fucking try and isolate Mexico from the rest of the classroom by locking him in the goddamn restroom-- nICE GOING AMERICA. UK is secretly begging for America to come back.

10. Mexico: A funny and nice kid, but when someone gets to their nerves and really pisses them off, don't even expect that the someone is alive the next day. Is being bullied by America. Mexico is just holding back from strangling America and raiding their house to knock some sense into them.

11. France: The kid who has baguettes in their bag and is good at courting, but they don't court people except when it's prom. Other kids go to him for courting advice. Really kind, is exceptionally good at baking.

12. Italy: The kid who always has pasta in their bag and is exceptionally good at baking. Italy and France go along in Baking classes. Cheers people up. But when you get into an argument with Italy, you better stand down before they raise the "Hand". A kid once argued with Italy, the kid never came back to school the next day. You have 0% success rate if you argue with them. Bad in decision-making, needs guidance.

13. Vatican: We all know what type of kid this is. The goody-two-shoes and religious one. Nobody bullies Vatican but no one is close with them. Just friends. Vatican is satisfied with their position. Good on all subjects.

14. Brazil: The real cheery kid who is really good at soccer. Goes along with everyone. A real cinnamon roll.

15. Germany: The kid who is good, but when messed with, say goodbye to tomorrow. Kinda like Mexico, but Germany is much more on tacticals rather than going head on (they learned from their mistakes when they attempted to Blitzkrieg the adviser's house just to make his grades higher). Has that thick German accent and their family runs a beer business. Has beer in his bag, but isn't like a drunk fuck like Russia. He isn't like Ireland who supplies beers to the teachers. But he will give beers if the teachers asked.

16. Hawaii [state]: The kid who's silent and is seated next to Japan. Once surprised by Japan and they never forgot what Japan did. The kid who's family runs a souvenir shop. Good at making shakes and drinks. Is America's younger brother.

17. Sweden: The kid who never wears winter attire when it's winter and always has unassembled parts to various furnitures. If you take their desk away, they will make a new one for themselves with modified features. Don't even try and mess with Sweden in building model houses for projects. They will fucking wreck you with full-blown mini model houses filled with small furniture made by them.

18. Egypt: The type of kid where cats will always go to them, even stranger cats. They even brought a litter of kittens to class one rainy day, saying how they just can't leave them in the dumpster. They could be the smartest in the class only if the teachers could even understand their handwriting. They have the highest grade in Homeroom because their adviser is the only one who can decipher their handwritings. A really rich kid but you can't tell because they're just simple. Their family has issues, just like how Egypt's uncle killed Egypt's older brother when Egypt still wasn't born because Egypt's uncle was so jealous of Egypt's older brother, being the family's heir to the wealth when he was still a baby. Egypt's other siblings are rioting for the inheritance and were so occupied with the fighting that Egypt's parents were tired of their shit and chose Egypt to inherit the wealth.

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Alright so I'm ready to get yelled at for being so stereotypical and really fucking racist lmao

This has been fun lmao bye