Ashlie: *sees Tommy walking in* Oh my god, Tommy! Why do you look sick, sad, and depressed?!
Tommy: *pauses and looks at Ashlie* This is my regular face, dinkweeb. And what about you, why you got a small cranium? *walks away and mutters under his breath* bitch...
*Tommy walks out of the house and before he gets to close the door, he gets sniped*
Ashlie: *fist bumps with Nick* Thanks fam.
Nick: *places his sniper under the couch* No problem.
Uni: *drags Tommy's body to the backyard* Alright, Dawn! Help me make a fourth grave for Tommy!
Cory: *from his window* Hey man, why do you have to destroy another part of the lawn? It's hard to maintain it.
Dawn: *rockets beside Cory* You're talking like you're the one maintaining the house.
Cory: I didn't say that. Who is the housekeeper anyway?
Dawn: *insert Triggered filter*
~Later~
Nick: *goes to the backyard* Co-- oh.
*five graves stood out in the back, with the fifth one marked with Cory's name*
YOU ARE READING
NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
