Nick: *as card czar, reads all the cards until he gets to Cory's* I'm 16 and a... *looks at Cory's card* a huge build-up to a giant disappointment.... Wow... You okay?
Ashlie: Damn why the self-depreciation tho?
Uni: *looks at Cory* Hey man, I-- where'd he go?
Tommy: *shrugs*
Dawn: *pops head out of door to see Cory sitting down the hallway by the window, having a cup of tea while looking out the window* Yo?
Cory: *slowly looks at Dawn* I now know who I really am.
Dawn: *runs and stumbles back in the room* gUYS CORY HAD JUST ACHIEVED A NEW LEVEL OF WOKE AND I KNOW ITS NOT GOOD
*everyone drops their cards*
Everyone: No way.
Uni: *gets up* Cards Against Humanity has gone far I'll just go get Cory
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FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
