Ashlie: *finished watching Touken Ranbu Hanamaru* Aight *packs up*
Nick: Wait, where are you going?
Ashlie: To Japan. I wanna buy an uchigatana, wakizashi, ootachi, tachi, and other swords.
Nick: You do know you can buy them online... right? Also I don't think you can easily get your hands on an ootachi...
Ashlie: Nu Nick, it's better if you buy it personally. Now lemme just call someone who can guide me through Japan... *grabs phone and starts to dial a number*
Nick: *sighs* You're hopeless.
*walks in* Ashlie, just because I look like fucking Satsuki and speak a teeny bit of Japanese doesn't mean I can be your guide in Japan. I'm 13 for god's sake.
Nick: yOURE BRINGING THIS... THIS MIDGET?
Watch your mouth, you snivelling mongrel who regard such basic clothes as fashion.
Nick: *sweat drop* Well... That alone justifies the fact that you are indeed a small-sized dark-eyed Satsuki.
Ashlie: aLRIGHT LESGO *drags me out*
ASHLIE HANASE AAAAAAA
Tommy: *walks down the stairs* So the dinkweeb won't bother us just like before?
Cory: I do hope so. But she's kinda liking the idea of visiting here randomly so I don't think we are going to experience tranquility in a long, long time.
Uni: I can confirm that.
Dawn: Let's just pray that Ashlie will have a hard time trying to fly those swords back here.
*from the distance* eND MY SUFFERING YATO! AAAAAAA
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
