NewScapeSquad on Crack!

"Now, Uni, before you kick me out--"

<NewScapeHamilton AU>

Unixander, Ash, Jon: *sitting in the room where it happens, discussing*

*someone sneezes*

Unixander: Bless you, Ash.

Jon Jefferson: ...He didn't sneeze...

Ash: *secretly grabs Jon Jefferson's sleeve* Are you sure this room isn't haunted?

Unixander: Hold on.

Unixander: *lifts the tablecloth of the table they're sitting in*

Dawn Burr: *sitting under the table with wide eyes*

× A few seconds later ×

*doors open*

Unixander, Ash, and Jon: gET OUT

*Dawn Burr faceplants on the ground and the doors close*