<Dad AU>
Uni: nO MAN IS ALLOWED NEAR MY DAUGHTER!!
Ashlie: kill me now
Tommy: Heh.
Dawn: Heh. *walks up to Ashlie*
Uni: *blocks Dawn* eXCUSE ME?
Tommy: *five meters away from them, shouting* Dawn is a robot! So technically he isn't a boy if you perceive it physologically!
Uni: bUT WE REFER TO DAWN AS A "HE"
Ashlie: Dad, Dawn can be a girl. He can switch his program to femine functions anytime. Right?
Dawn: Yep! *cyan lights turn to pink* Let's have a slumber party!
Uni: *is on the floor, crying in defeat*
Tommy: *is laughing*
Dawn: *goes back to being a boy and skips away with Ashlie*
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NewScapeSquad on Crack!
FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
