Uni: *hops on the couch where Cory is sitting on* Heya.
Cory: *staring at nothing* Hey.
Uni: Heard you like bad boys? *wiggles eyebrows*
Cory: *slowly looks at him* dafuq
Uni: Well I'm pretty bad at everything so how will I do?
Cory:
Cory: Have a shoe.
Cory: *kicks Uni in the face for that horrible attempt*
Nick: *crouches down beside Uni* Bud, you could've just said "I'm bad at pickup lines so I'm gonna be straight. Well, not actually straight because I'm gay for you" or something like that.
Uni: I'm literally good at nothing.
Ashlie, Dawn, Tommy, and Jon: ehem *points at the framed posters around the house which are all made by Uni*
Nick: *sings* why the fuck you lying *ruffles Uni's hair* Get up bud.
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FanfictionA book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!
