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Ham Spam Fams pART 2

Tommy: How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore be a Scotsman? Dropped in a forgotten spot in the Caribbean--

*crashes through the door* mY NAME IS ALEXANDER HAMILTON. AND THERE'S A MILLION THINGS I HAVEN'T DONE. JUST YOU WAIT. JUST YOU WAIT.

Cory: No. This is not happening. *walks to the door*

Ashlie: *blocks the door* I just want to be in the room where it happens, the room where it happens, the room where it happens.

Uni: *kicks door down, crushing Ashlie* bBBBBRAAAHHHH BRRAAAHHH IM HERCULES MULLIGAN UP IN IT LOVING IT--

Ashlie: *pushes door off her* tHEY DONT TEACH THIS IN YOUR CLASSES BUT LOOK IT UP *points at Uni* HAMILTON WEARS GLASSES IF ITS NOT TO TAKE DEADLY AIM! *grabs a Nerf gun*

Uni: *grabs a Nerf gun*

*both goes back to back*

Ashlie: sUMMON ALL THE COURAGE YOU REQUIRE! COUNT TO TEN AND FIRE!

Me and Tommy: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9--

Ashlie: tHIS MAN WILL NOT MAKE AN ORPHAN OF MY DAUGHTER! *fires*

Nick: *runs in* THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN!

Uni: hE AIMS HIS PISTOL AT THE SKY! *aims at the ceiling*

Ashlie: wAIT

Uni: *gets hit at his ribs and he falls*

*silence*

Dawn: *quietly comes in* The world seemed to... buuuuuuuuuuurn.

*walks up to Ashlie* May you alwaaaaaays be satisfied. *leaves*

*silence*

Cory: *runs to Uni* STAY ALIVE!

*hears Cory singing It's Quiet Uptown* But that was for Phillip?

Stranger: gENTLEMEN TONE YOUR VOICES DOWN A BIT

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Lmao this was a fucking mess

I know, I know, ssssshhh, I know, I know tHAT THESE ARE NOT IN THE CORRECT ORDER

Also Ham Spam Fam will be an official series of this crack book because for a Ham Spam Fam to take place, one will start and whatever situation happens next, someone should answer with a Hamilton line lmao

and todays the final day of school and im home now sO HELLOOOOOOOO SUMMAH VACATION!