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A book where Cory, Uni, Ashlie, Tommy, Dawn, Jon, and TWITTER FAMOUS NICHOLAS SCHATZKI (FOLLOW HIM!) being crazily weird in a good way!

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Cooking the bacon

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by FallSky19

by FallSky19

                                    
                                              Dawn: *gets it done in just a few minutes* Alright. *takes off apron and goes upstairs*
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                          Cory: *screams everytime the hot oil splatters towards him*

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                          Tommy: *cooks just fine when the oil suddenly splatters on his hand* GOD FUCKING DAMMIT *throws pan out of the window* nGAAAAAAAAA
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                          Ashlie: *wears iron armor and goes to cook*
                          Tommy: Jesus fucking christ, so extra.
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                          TWITTER GOD NICK: *takes a picture of the raw bacon and begins to tweet a poll* Should I cook this?
                          ×A few minutes later×
                          TWITTER GOD NICK: *goes to cook because 99% of his followers tells him to cook it* 
                          Tommy: *from the other side of the house* oH SHIT NO ONE AGREED WITH ME FOR NICK NOT TO COOK IT
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                          Uni: *leaning back while trying to stretch his arm towards the pan, shaking* Good bacon... Good bacon... *oil suddenly splatters and he screams*
                          Cory: *falls from the ceiling with knife* who hurt the cinnamon roll