NewScapeSquad on Crack!

Never trust the really friendly back pats

Jon: *is standing in the garden, sipping lemonade while looking at a flower*

Ashlie: *walks up to Jon* Hey Jon! How you doing, pal? *pats Jon on the back a bit too hard*

Jon: *chokes on his drink* O-oh, hi, Ashlie! I'm doing fine, thank you.

Ashlie: *is repeatedly patting Jon on the back, this time, gently as she lets out a suspicious laugh* Ah, good. Good. Bye! *walks away*

Jon: Not sure what was that about but bye! *goes back to sipping lemonade and looking at the flower*

The squad: *goes out to lay down on the grass when they see a piece of paper taped onto Jon's back, saying "FREE HUGS"*

Cory:

Uni:

Nick:

Tommy:

Dawn:

Them: *looks at each other before nodding*

Jon: *notices them and turns around* Oh hey guys! You all look like predators-- wAIT WAIT GUYS--

~Later~

Ashlie: *walks out to see the boys dogpiled onto Jon* O

Jon: ASHLIE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE