Fucking try me, bitch

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Uni: *walks in the comfort room to see a note posted above the toilet*

IF I CATCH WHOEVER IS PUTTING LOAVES OF BREAD IN THE TOILET I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARMS
             - NICK

Uni: *blinks* Alright then. *walks out*

~Later~

Nick: *walks in the comfort room and looks down at the toilet to see a baguette stuffed in there* wHAT THE FUCK

IF I CATCH WHOEVER IS PUTTING LOAVES OF BREAD IN THE TOILET I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING ARMS
             - NICK

                  fucking try me, nick

Nick: yO WHO THE FUCK PLACED A WHOLE FUCKING BAGUETTE IN THE GODDAMN TOILET YOU MOTHERFUCKERS WON'T EVER STOP WON'T YOU

Everyone: *who is downstairs* What the fuck....?

Uni: *is in the kitchen, has a sheathed baguette around his waist like a sword* iN THE NAME OF THE QUEEN!

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