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Dawn: *had just updated his operating system to a faster one because apparently Tommy's space joke lagged his previous one so he is now trying to upgrade his appearance to be on par with his new system*

Dawn: *wears a neon green necktie* Hm... I think this might fit me...

Tommy: *notices Dawn* Nah, green sucks.

Dawn: *looks at Tommy and blinks*

~Later~

Tommy: *passes by Dawn's room to see that the room is a fucking mess* Woah, dude! *runs in to see Dawn digging through his closet* What are you doing?!

Dawn: *frustrated* I've already searched everywhere. *gestures to his entire room* I sacrificed the neatness just to find it. *points to his bed that is now on the other side of the room, snapped in half* My bed died in the process... I... I...

Tommy: What are you looking for anyway?

Dawn: The goddamn question whether I asked for your opinion three hours ago, bitch.

*gun shot sound and Tommy falls on the floor*

Cory: *comes in screaming* dAWN UPGRADED TO THE SHRED OPERATING SYSTEM OOOOOHHHHH SHIT

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