Impractical Jokers Requests Book Two

English Love Affair (Joker x Reader)

Okay, so I had the idea of basing a chapter around one of my favourite songs.

SMUT WARNING

His POV

It started on a weekend in May,

The boys and I were on tour over in the UK, just a few nights, nothing too major this time around. We had one night to ourselves in London, before we were to be on our way up to Glasgow for our show the next night, so we decided to go out bar hopping. I had planned on getting completely wrecked, well, that was the idea anyhow.

I was looking for attention, Needed intervention.

We were onto our third bar by this point, I had had a lot to drink, enough to feel buzzed, but not enough to forget who I was. The others were much worse than I was, but something inside was stopping me from getting completely battered, and by something, I mean someone in particular.

Felt somebody looking at me,

I could feel someone's stare burrowing into me from behind, watching over my every move like a hawk. I turned, and that was when I saw her...the most beautiful girl in the world. [H/C] locks of hair over her shoulders, a gorgeous smile, and those eyes of hers, piercing [E/C].

With a powder white complexion,
Feeling the connection.

Our eyes locked onto one another, as I shot her a smile, receiving one in return. I could see her cheeks flush, the effect I was having on her was evident by this point. I turned to the others, as they urged me to go for it. Taking a deep breath, I placed my drink down onto the bar top, preparing myself, before I turned to her once more.

The way she looked was so ridiculous,
Every single step had me waiting for the next.

I stepped my way over to her, my eyes soaking in the view. I could feel my heart fluttering in my chest at the sight of her, a girl rarely has this effect on me. I was eager to find out what was to become of this mysterious girl, as I reached a hand out to her.

"I'm [F/J]," I smiled, as she laughed lightly, taking my hand in hers to shake. "May I ask what your name is?"

"[Y/N]," She answered simply, with the heat rising to her cheeks.

"A beautiful name for a beautiful girl." I smirked, causing her to laugh once more. God, I could listen to that on repeat all day if I could.

Before I knew it, it was serious,
Dragged me out the bar to the backseat of a car.

She took me by my hand, dragging me out of the bar and out into the night. [Y/N] leaned in to press a kiss to my lips, igniting my excitement, before she led me to a nearby taxi, pushing me into the backseat. As the driver concentrated on getting us to our destination, [Y/N] was all over me. My hands ran down her body, as she kissed me enticingly, taking my lower lips between her teeth, biting ever so softly. Her tongue was soon dancing with mine, as I kissed her with all of the passion that I could, leaning her back to press her against the car window. I flinched at the feeling of her hand palming at the bulge that had formed in my jeans, the touch taking me by surprise.

Next thing we were back at her place.
A hideaway in Mayfair, all the great and good there.

Letting me into her home, [Y/N] kicked the door closed behind us, before pressing me up against the wall, brushing her lips along mine. A sudden streak of dominance washed over me, as I flipped us around, pinning her against the flat surface, peppering licks and kisses up and down the flesh of her neck, with my hands sat comfortably at her hips.