"Hey, don't jump. You aren't Spider-Man! I'm calling the cops."
"Why would you call the cops? I'm not the bad guy."
"This must be some sick prank Sony and Marvel agreed to for advertising. It isn't funny."
"I'm not advertising anything. Who are So...
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"A story has as many versions it has readers. Everyone takes what he wants or can from it and thus changes it to his measure. Some pick out parts and reject the rest, some strain the story through their mesh of prejudice, some paint it with their own delight."