Agent Vermont (Red Vs Blue OC)

Season 6 Episode 4

Caboose, Wash and I approached the base Church was assigned to if I remembered correctly.

"And you're sure this is where we can find this guy?" He asked us both.

"I think so. We all found out our new orders at the same time; he tried to hide his from me so I would not know where he was." Caboose said in the same happy voice. I pretend chuckled and nodded.

"Really. I can't imagine why." Wash said sarcastically.

"I said it was like a game of hide and seek, and he said that that was right; he was going to hide from me. And the only way he could win is if he dies without ever seeing me again." Caboose said.

'Yep, definitely Church's style, I can't believe I am a broken off piece of him. I mean do I sound or act like him?' Tau thought.

'No, but you are only his confusion, who knows?' I thought back.

"And he knows about Freelancer as well," Wash asked.

"Oh, yeah, he knows the most. He knows uh, all about your A.I. game. He dated Tex!" Caboose said loudly.

Wash jumped in shock, "Agent Texas? Um, how could a person-"

'Date Tex?' Tau thought, 'I still wonder myself Agent Washington.' as Church shots at us.

"Fuck!" Church yelled from somewhere above. Caboose and I just stood there while Wash dived for cover.

"Sniper! Get down!" Wash said to us.

"Huh?" Was all Caboose said while I crossed my arms and stared up in humor.

"Okay, that was your one warning shot! The next one's goin' right between your eyes!" Church yelled.

'Ya right.' Tau thought.

Private Caboose, Private Mutey! Get down!

"Wait a minute-" Caboose said while I shook my head in amusement.

"Alright! I warned ya! Sayonara, biatch!" Church yelled before shooting and missing again.

"Aw come on, what the fuck!?" He yelled.

"Caboose! Mutey!" Wash yelled again.

"I know that voice! Church! Church! It's me! Your all-time best friend!" Caboose called up to Church.

"Caboose? Caboose is that you?" Church yell down.

"Yes! Church, it's me!" Caboose says as Church starts firing again all around me and Caboose.

"I have missed you so much! It has been so long! Did you miss me!?" Caboose called happily, ignoring the hail of bullets around us.

"Fuck! I missed him!" Church said in frustration.

"I knew you did!" Caboose cried happily.

"Go away!" Church yelled, "You too Mutey!"

"This is your friend?" Wash asked in astonishment.

"Yeah," Caboose says as Church yet again tries shooting us.

"And he's shooting at you," Wash says in confusion.

"Well, at me and stuff around me. Yeah, it is kind of like our thing. See, he acts like he doesn't like me, but he really does. Oh and he might bring up something about me killing him, but that's only the truth. Uh, it's a joke. *inhale* You could play along if you want!" Caboose said, I smacked my helmet in shame. He exposes that secret easily, I really hope he doesn't do that with my own secret.

"Wait, that doesn't make any sense. You did what? You- you killed him?" Wash asked, looking at me for confirmation of that info.

Church interrupted me, "Hey, scram, seriously! Get the fuck outta here! Both of you!"