Agent Vermont (Red Vs Blue OC)

Season 11 Episode 1

"Mutey! Please, stop snoring!" I heard Wash grumble before walking away.

"No promises!" I called, crashing back on my pile of cloth I considered a bed. Better than the beds Wash and the others created from the destroyed crew bunk beds that they made into separate beds, except for Caboose's. He wanted top bunk so we gave it to him since the bottom bunk was pretty destroyed. The mattresses they used were somewhat torn up so they duct taped them and used other supplies to make them usable. Honestly my pile of cloth was a lot more comfortable, even if it made me look like a caveman.

I was nearly asleep again when I heard Tucker get up, grumbling about Wash forcing him to wear clothes as he slept. I continued on snoring, nearly asleep.

"Mutey! I am going on a walk!" I heard Caboose call.

"Uh huh...... okay....." I said, crashing again and snoring away.

Your probably wondering why no one actually tries to wake me? Ya, I'm not really a morning person.

Some time later I somewhat woke up. I grumbled and sat up, my hair sticking up all over the place as I slowly began to put my armor on. Once I had my armor on I activated my armor camo to give me the Oxford blue and purple look of sim trooper armor. I installed Tau's chip into my helmet, him having been silent for his longest time yet. I had been pondering waking him up. I yawned and picked up my helmet, rubbing my eyes as I pushed the curtains away and walked to our makeshift kitchen. It really only consisted of a crate of food and a fire hole for cooking when we had other things than dried, tasteless food. I pulled out a packet of the dried food and cut it open, taking a bite before yawning again.

"Finally awake?" Tucker said.

I turned my head and look at him lazily.

"Hmmmm.... probably not." I said.

"Ya.... I will just keep my distance then....." He said, walking around me for a packet of food. 

I leaned back against the wall and was soon snoring again.

I jolted awake as Caboose ran in.

"Come! Reds are here!" He said excitedly.

I grumbled and followed Tucker out, my eyes drooping. I look up lazily to see Sarge standing there.

"Tucker, Mutey, the Reds gave us a proposition. We should really send them some sort of thank you basket like... fruit." Caboose said.

"Uh huh....." I said, my eyes drooping more.

"Proposition just means a choice you idiot." Tucker said.

"Oh... We will take the fuzzy one." Caboose said.

"But you don't even know what the proposition is yet." Sarge said.

"Well then we don't know that it isn't fuzzy then do we?" Caboose said.

I leaned against the wall and started snoring again. 'Dang do I miss coffee....' I thought.

"MUTEY!" Tucker yelled in my face, making me jump five feet. I blinked and looked at Tucker before glaring at him.

"Hey, your the one who keeps falling asleep all over the place." Tucker said.

"We'l, then, I guess it's time to spar, might keep me from falling asleep now." I said, yawning. I was too sleepy to even notice the tank was gone as we went to grab our fake weapons.

It was too hot outside so we sparred inside.

"Ouch! Geez, this seems less like sparring and more like 'Let Mutey beat me up'." Tucker said, rubbing his arm.