We all stood there, staring at the mongoose.
"So, uh, how do you feel?" Tucker asked.
Carolina's mongoose suddenly turns on and Church's voice comes from it.
"I feel like running over each, and every one of you." Church said.
'Loving this for my video.' Tau thought, still recording.
I just shook my head a bit.
"So pretty much the same as before." Tucker said.
"Yeah. Pretty much." Church grumbled.
"Y'know Simmons? I think I'm gonna let you call "Shotgun" on this one." Grif said before running away.
"Fuck that!" Simmons said, running off after Grif.
I look to see Church's A.I. form appear on the windshield.
"Man, this sucks!" Church said angrily.
"What are you complaining about? You finally got your own body." Tucker said
"My own body? Tucker, I'm a fucking tonka truck!" Church said.
'Yep, you are, and if you ever piss me off this is going all over the internet.' Tau thought in amusement.
"Okay, yeah, but you could literally pick up chicks with this thing!" Tucker said.
"Oh, yeah, because every girl just dreams about settling down with Optimus Prime - HONK!" Church said.
Tau was laughing away in my head.
'Optimus Prime!' He said, laughing away at both Church's wording and the fact that the horn is in Church's voice.
Church turned to see Caboose at the horn.
"Caboose! Don't do that." Church said in annoyance.
"Sorry." Caboose said.
Suddenly the reds return.
"Alright, places people! Here they come!" Sarge said as we all backed away from Carolina's mongoose as Church vanished.
"Don't forget to shout "Surprise!"" Caboose said.
"Caboose, shut up!" Tucker hissed.
We all watch Carolina and Wash run down the hill to us.
"Tucker, bring Epsilon over here. I've got some questions for him." Carolina said.
"Goddamnit." Tucker said, racing up the hill after them to the freighter.
I waited a second and followed, leaning against the giant thing to listen in.
"I think so." I heard Wash say, hearing something turn on.
"Alright, data pad accepted. Looks like we're in business." Wash said.
I watch Tucker run up to the back of the freighter.
:So, uh, what do you need Church for?" Tucker asked nervously.
"I just told you." Carolina said in annoyance.
"Oh... yeah, but I mean you could talk to me instead! 'Sup girl?" Tucker said, trying to buy time.
"Why on Earth would I ever want to do that? Also, don't you have your mute blue team girl to talk to?" Carolina said in annoyance.
'Wow, thanks Carolina.' I thought grumpily.
"Well, you know, we're a perfect match. We're both super good-looking badass rebel loners, and we've got the same color armor! Greenish-blue." Tucker continued to dig himself a hole.
YOU ARE READING
Agent Vermont (Red Vs Blue OC)
AdventureI do not own Rooster Teeth's Red vs Blue. What if a freelancer joined the blue team before the beginning? What if she chose to hide there from the director and what she knows? This is the story of how Agent Vermont joins the Reds and Blues. I DO NOT...
