Agent Vermont (Red Vs Blue OC)

Season 7 Episode 19

We all look up as Tucker rolls out in his ridiculous alien motorcycle.

"Uh, hey guys. Sorry about that." Tucker said.

I shrugged and then winced as that sent pain through my torso.

'Stop moving before you do more damage! Already enough damage with that broken rib as it is.' Tau grumbled.

"Tucker, where did you get that?" Caboose asked.

"Oh, this is my ride! The aliens gave it to me as a gift. Pretty fuckin cool." Tucker said, moving the motorcycle.

"Did they give you driving lessons too?" Grif asked sarcastically.

"No, we kinda skipped that part. But it looks awesome." Tucker said happily.

I rolled my eyes.

"Mutey, stay a little behind as you are already injured. I would tell you not to follow us but I already know you can be as stubborn as shit." Tucker said, looking at me.

I smirked.

'He ain't wrong....' I thought as we moved out after fake CT.

"There he is." Caboose said.

"You guys follow him. I'll cut him off." Tucker said.

"We can't lose Church." Caboose said.

"We won't!" Tucker called, racing away.

"You always say that, but we always do!" Caboose called.

I watched Tucker drive away, probably to sneak up on CT. I kept following the reds and blues, watching their back on my mongoose, turning as best I could to see behind me, feeling pain from my chest.

"Caboose, what are you doing back there? Shoot 'em!" Sarge called.

"Okay!" Caboose said as kicked the mongoose, which coughed like it was going to stop.

"No, don't shoot 'em, you'll stall the jeep!" Grif called.

"Okay!" Caboose said.

"Grif, you drive, don't give Caboose directions." Sarge said.

"Okay!" Caboose said.

"Caboose, don't respond to Grif!" Sarge said.

"Okay!" Caboose said.

'Wow, that entire conversation alone made me glitch a bit.' Tau thought.

'Please don't glitch, you kind of are controlling my only painkiller.' I thought.

'Sorry' He replied.

I watch as Caboose shot, stalling their jeep again. Seriously, what did they do to that jeep? The shots it's firing do not look normal to me.

"Jeep stalled." Grif said in annoyance as I passed.

"Like user error!" Sarge yelled.

"Yeah, that's what it is." Grif says in annoyance.

'I am seriously going to have to question them on what the fuck they did to that jeep.' I thought.

I blinked, watching as Tucker hopped the dune, jumping out of his motorcycle and landing in fake CT's path. I could see fake CT trying to hit the breaks but Tucker was too close. I watched as Tucker dodged to the side, stabbing his blade into the engine of the warthog.

I blinked in shock again as fake CT hopped out just before the warthog exploded behind Tucker as he stood up.

'I am taking a word from the book of Sarge. Bad-ass.' I thought.