Agent Vermont (Red Vs Blue OC)

Season 6 Episode 10

"Where did these guys come from?" Wash called as I continued thinking out my plan.

'From these memory banks they came from over the hill on a jeep.' Tau said to me sarcastically.

'Smart ass.' I thought.

'Only the best.' He thought before going back to reviewing the info.

"I have no clue!" Church said.

"Do you think they're working with the Meta?" Wash asked.

"Working with them? These guys don't do much working of any kind, so... no." Church said.

I tapped Wash's arm, pointing up to where Caboose was.

"Look, there's Caboose." Wash said, seeing what I pointed out.

"Is he dead?" Church asked.

"Hold on. Let me pull up the biocomm. Check his pulse rate."

'Tau! Activate fake biocomm!' I quickly thought.

'Activated.' he replied, making me feel better. There is no way Wash wouldn't have recognized my vitals, especially since biocomm shows scar tissue and he was there when South put me in place to get injured.

"Uh... you can monitor our vitals?" Church asked curiously.

"I can check on the whole squad during combat. Keeps me up to date. It doesn't work on you for some reason." Wash said.

I nearly snorted at Church's reply. Good going Church.

"Yeah uh ah, sure there's a... perfectly, logical, explanation for that." Church said awkwardly.

"We need to get to him. My HUD says he's alive but hurt." Wash said.

Church quickly stole the sniper rifle from me, ducked out, and shot before going back to cover. I smacked Church hard on the back of the head, stealing back the sniper rifle.

"Ow! How 'bout now?" Church said, rubbing his head.

"Stop that! And you missed him." Wash said. Of course he missed him, Church can't aim worth shit.

"Fuck! Sun was in my eyes." Church said, trying to cover up just how awful of a shot he was.

"We have to end this. Caboose is hurt, he could be losing blood." Wash said.

"Ah, let him be. A little brain damage might actually be good for him." Church said.

Then he looked at me.

My fists clenched before I quickly reached up and put Church in a weak choke hold, glaring at him.

"Ok! Ok! Alright! I didn't mean it!" He said.

I let go a smacked him on the back of the head again.

"Geez, what is up with you women and beating me up?" He said, rubbing the back of his head.

Wash looked at me cautiously, probably hearing my heavy breathing from my anger.

'Mutey, you have got to calm down before you expose yourself.' Tau thought.

I started counting up from one in my mind over and over till my breathing slowed down, which seemed to make Wash less tense.

"Well, what about Delta? The Meta could have grabbed him, or he could be trying to-" Wash began to say.

I blinked as the hallway went dark, sounds of pooping light bulbs in the distance.

"What was that?" Church questioned.