2 Moons - Fairy tales Slashed

CH 86 - Pitchforks?

Narrator POV

"Get your pitchforks!" The Tavern Master yelled.

"The troublemaker is right over...ou...ouch...Yo, that hurts..." Pha whined when his husband pulled him by his ear.

"We're sorry about your castle... but he's just a child." Er held his son close.

"Let's talk about this... I'm sure we can reach an agreement."

"Give the boy to me." The Evil Lord points his sword at Godt. "I need to..."

"I did it to save you Ceril!" Godt interrupts. "It was cursed and it would curse your kiddies and grand kiddies and they would become bad people and drink blood and eat cows!"

"Huh?" Everyone says together.

"Ceril?"

"Who's Ceril?"

"Wait...wait." Ceril the Evil Lord holds up his hand. "You blew up the castle because you thought it was cursed?"

"Yes, the only way to save you was to push the button and I ..." Godt nods.

"Wait, the button in the basement?" He asks shocked. "How did you get in there it was tripled spelled and locked!?"

"Your little big brother tooked me." Godt tells him looking sad. "He said if I pushed the magic button the curse will go poof and you wouldn't get crusaded and it would all be well and I could go play hide and seek with the minions but then I pressed it and then it didn't go poof but boom and I raned home to tell daddy so he would fix it but they sended me away."

"That scheming worm of an older brother!" Ceril shouts and slashes a tree nearby. "He always hated me because I was taller than him so he used Godt to blow up my castle? I'm going to burn down his house and pan fry his pet fish."

"It was big and red and it has sparkly bits on it and it said 'Push Me' so I did." Godt says looking sad. "Are you mad at me Ceril?"

"Good thing I'm an only child." Nate looked relived.

"Why would you have a button to blow up a castle?" Monty asks.

"Some people are lazy and can't be bothered doing it themselves." Elephant answers.

"It was there when I scared the people living in it away and took over." Ceril sighs. "I just never got around to removing it."

"Why would you write 'push me' on it?" Bee asks curiously.

"Well, I'm evil, I don't do as am told." He rolls his eyes. "If it said 'Don't Push Me' I would have."

"So, we don't need pitchforks?" The tavern master asks looking sad.

"You let Godt come and play with your minions?" In asks.

"Well of course, he could sneak past all my traps only evil people can do that." Ceril nods. "And he plays with the minions, it keeps them fit."

The minions looked close to tears, they would have to play with the boys again. They just wanted to stay inside and play games and read manga. Hiding didn't work, Godt and his friends always found them, the minions sniffled.

"We can't let Bas marry someone who's evil Yo." Pha points to the boy.

"Well, everyone likes a bad boy I'm sure Bas will too." Monty nods.

"He will not." Pha glares.

Wayo sighed, this was going to take a while.

"Why the wanted poster?" Arthit is still curious, he likes answers to questions.