R64: Mario Gets Stuck In a Tree

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Retarded 64 Intro...

Mario: Mamaf***er!

It was a normal day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Luigi was playing with his dolls, you and Meggy were playing Splatoon 2, Bowser was cooking chicken nuggets, SMG4 and Tari were playing Super Smash Each Other In The Ass Bros, Saiko was drinking wine, Bob was looking at hentai, Fishy was watching anime with his new brother Sharky, and Steve was just being Steve. But someone was missing.

Infinite: Hey... Has anyone seen Mario?

Luigi: I was just about to ask that... I haven't seen him in two days!

Crystal: He's probably angry at us for kicking his ass.

Saiko: Well, that douche deserved it!

Tari: My butt still stings from that...

SB123 Meggy: Mine too...

SB123 Mario: Screw that guy! I can see why he won the reward for being the most retarded Mario in the Multiverse! He's even more retarded than Granddad!

In the Bootleg Dimension...

Granddad: Oi! I heard that you piece of crap! 

Bootleg Goomba: KILL MEH!!!

Bootleg Wario: Hi, how are ya?

Back to the Mushroom Kingdom...

Luna looked outside and saw something strange. Mario was in a tree, with a broken parachute on a branch.

Raiko: What is it, Beautiful Luna?

Luna: I see Mario in a tree.

Clark: Wait, what?

SB123 Meggy: Whoa... How'd he get up there?

Infinite: Well, there's a broken parachute. Maybe he went parachuting to cool off?

Crystal: Possibly.

SMG4: I'll go see him...

Tari: Okay, SMG4.

The blue Mario recolor walked outside and looked up at Mario.

SMG4: Mario, what the hell are you doing up there?

Mario: FUCKING YOUR GIRLFRIEND, THAT'S WHAT! GET ME THE FUCK DOWN FROM HERE, I'M STUCK!

SMG4: Jesus Christ! Calm the hell down! O_O

Mario: CALM DOWN?! I'VE BEEN IN THIS TREE FOR AN ENTIRE DAY AND I'M STARVING!!! 

SMG4: Okay... I'll go get help... 

Mario: GOOD!

SMG4 slowly backed away, and ran into the castle.

Infinite: So?

SMG4: Well, he insulted me. 

SB123 Mario: Pfft. Why am I not surprised?

SMG4: But then he said he's been stuck in that tree for an entire day... I think we better help him... He looks pale as hell!

Infinite: Sure, let's help him.

Crystal: I mean... It's just a tree... What can go wrong?

Everyone walked outside, as Mario twitched like crazy while thinking about spaghetti.

Infinite: Okay, Mario. We're gonna get you down, okay?

Mario: YAY!!!

Infinite: Okay, now...

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