Daytime arrived and Mario woke up to find some rodents going through his bag.
Mario: Dafuq?
Rats: Huh?
Mario: Hey! Get the hell out of there!
Rats: SNATCH AND RUN, YO!
Mario: Oi!
The rats escaped as Mario growled.
Mario: Damn it, they stole nearly all of the food! Wait... Raiko?
Raiko was nowhere to be found, Mario got up and looked around for her.
Mario: Raiko? Raiko! Where are you?
Mario walked for a little bit and saw some claw marks on the ground.
Mario: Claw marks...? Uh oh, what happened while I was asleep?
The plumber grabbed his bag and knife and started to walk deeper into the woods.
Mario: Hmm... Where the hell did she go...?
???: STOP!
Mario: Wot?
Laura: Hammer time!
Mario: WHOA!
Mario just managed to dodge a hammer which was thrown at him.
Laura: SHET!
Mario: ...Laura, what the hell?!
Laura: I'm gonna destroy you, Mario.
Mario: Uh oh. O_O
Laura lifted a giant sword and ran towards Mario.
Mario: RUN, BITCH! RUN!
Laura: DON'T FUCKING RUN AWAY FROM ME!
Mario: EEP!
Laura started to catch up as Mario tripped over.
Mario: OOF! Oh no, my leg is caught on a tripwire!
Laura: I'm gonna getcha!
Mario: *Head shrinks*
Mario: Wait... What's that sound?
Laura went to stab Mario when a log suddenly came out of the bushes and hit her in the face.
Laura: ARGH!!!
Laura went flying and got impaled on a branch.
Mario: Hori shiato!
Laura: Ow... Fuck...!
Mario: Did the tripwire do that...? :O
Laura coughed blood out as Mario approached her.
Laura: Get me off here...!
Mario: ...No. You tried to kill me.
Laura: A-ack...! It hurts...!
Mario: I'm sure it does.
Mario grabbed Laura's head and snapped her neck.
Laura: *Heavy voice* I am ded.
Mario: Wait... Oh, shit. Turco and Jen are nearby, aren't they?
Turlandb: Laura?! Where'd you go?
Jen: Laura!
Mario: Crap...
Mario grabbed Laura's stuff and ran off while panting.
Mario: Oh, fuck... I gotta pin that on someone else...
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
