If Mario Was in Team Fortress 2 II (Wait, does that even make sense?)

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After getting stuck in a tree for an entire day, Mario decided to go on a stroll across the Mushroom Kingdom.

Mario: La, la, la, hmm hmm hmm! La, la, la, hmm hmm hmm hmm!

Fishy Boopkins: Oh, hey Mario! What's up?

Mario: I'm just taking a stroll, Fishy! How's your brother?

Fishy Boopkins: Pretty good! Sharky is just like me!

Mario: Anyways, I should be going. I got shit to do!

Fishy Boopkins: Okay, bye!

The plumber walked around a corner and saw something interesting. It was a red truck.

Mario: Oooooooooh...

???: Engineer! Put dispenser here!

Mario: Huh?

Near the red truck, was Heavy Weapons Guy talking to the Engineer.

Engineer: Nope.

Heavy: Put dispenser here, or I will SQUASH you.

Engineer: Nope.

Heavy: Please?

Engineer: Alrighty then!

Mario: Wait a minute... WAIT A MINUTE!

Flashback to If Mario Was in Team Fortress 2...

Mario continued yelling and screaming at the spaghetti dispensing machine, as he threw it onto the road.

Heavy: SHET! AHHHHHHH!

The red truck started going crazy, and hit a wall while making a rubber duck squeak noise. Mario turned around with a derp face.

Mario: Hmmmmmmmmm?

Heavy: NEVER! Make me angry...

The Sandvich eating man pointed at his vehicle.

Heavy: It costs 400,000 dollars...

Mario: How 'bout a nice game of I DON'T GIVE A SH*T!

The Heavy grabbed Mario, the plumber made a rubber duck squeak noise too, as the Heavy lifted him up.

Heavy: I promise you... PAIN without end... Ooh! :0

The Sandvich eating man then noticed that Mario was wearing a red hat, meaning that he was on the RED team.

Heavy: YOU, STUPID! Come help defend!

Mario: What? I'm not part of your stupid "RED" team thing!

Heavy's face grew in a disturbing way along with his anger.

Mario: AAAAAAHH! FINE!

Heavy: YES! :D

Heavy threw Mario into the passenger seat of his red truck, and began to drive and sing while the plumber screamed.

End of flashback...

Mario: GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER!

Heavy: Thank you!

Engineer: Ah, it was nuthin'-

Mario jumped at Heavy and rammed him into the red truck.

Heavy: OH!

Engineer: Wut?

Mario: I'M GONNA KICK YOU ASS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME BACK IN 2016!!!

Heavy: Hahahaha! Little little man...

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