After getting stuck in a tree for an entire day, Mario decided to go on a stroll across the Mushroom Kingdom.
Mario: La, la, la, hmm hmm hmm! La, la, la, hmm hmm hmm hmm!
Fishy Boopkins: Oh, hey Mario! What's up?
Mario: I'm just taking a stroll, Fishy! How's your brother?
Fishy Boopkins: Pretty good! Sharky is just like me!
Mario: Anyways, I should be going. I got shit to do!
Fishy Boopkins: Okay, bye!
The plumber walked around a corner and saw something interesting. It was a red truck.
Mario: Oooooooooh...
???: Engineer! Put dispenser here!
Mario: Huh?
Near the red truck, was Heavy Weapons Guy talking to the Engineer.
Engineer: Nope.
Heavy: Put dispenser here, or I will SQUASH you.
Engineer: Nope.
Heavy: Please?
Engineer: Alrighty then!
Mario: Wait a minute... WAIT A MINUTE!
Flashback to If Mario Was in Team Fortress 2...
Mario continued yelling and screaming at the spaghetti dispensing machine, as he threw it onto the road.
Heavy: SHET! AHHHHHHH!
The red truck started going crazy, and hit a wall while making a rubber duck squeak noise. Mario turned around with a derp face.
Mario: Hmmmmmmmmm?
Heavy: NEVER! Make me angry...
The Sandvich eating man pointed at his vehicle.
Heavy: It costs 400,000 dollars...
Mario: How 'bout a nice game of I DON'T GIVE A SH*T!
The Heavy grabbed Mario, the plumber made a rubber duck squeak noise too, as the Heavy lifted him up.
Heavy: I promise you... PAIN without end... Ooh! :0
The Sandvich eating man then noticed that Mario was wearing a red hat, meaning that he was on the RED team.
Heavy: YOU, STUPID! Come help defend!
Mario: What? I'm not part of your stupid "RED" team thing!
Heavy's face grew in a disturbing way along with his anger.
Mario: AAAAAAHH! FINE!
Heavy: YES! :D
Heavy threw Mario into the passenger seat of his red truck, and began to drive and sing while the plumber screamed.
End of flashback...
Mario: GET THAT MOTHERFUCKER!
Heavy: Thank you!
Engineer: Ah, it was nuthin'-
Mario jumped at Heavy and rammed him into the red truck.
Heavy: OH!
Engineer: Wut?
Mario: I'M GONNA KICK YOU ASS FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME BACK IN 2016!!!
Heavy: Hahahaha! Little little man...
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
