The UFO dropped Mario off, as the plumber waved.
Mario: Thanks for the ride, Greg! See ya!
Greg waved back at Mario, as the UFO sped into the sky and disappeared.
Mario: Now, time to eat lotsa spaghetti!
Mario walked into the castle and saw Infinite lying on the couch with Crystalonetta comforting him.
Infinite: F-fuck... First mom... Now dad...
Crystalonetta: Honey...
Infinite: And now... Shadownova has an ally who has the power of the Phantom Ruby, except one-hundred times stronger... This is really bad...
Crystalonetta: *Sigh*
Crystalonetta hugged Infinite tightly, as Luna, Flame and Smesh joined the hug. Mario took a plate of spaghetti out of the fridge and walked into SMG4's room.
Mario: Glitchy is on a date with Tari, so I can watch all sorts of stuff! Hmm... I wonder what's on his browsing history?
The plumber's nose extended as he went to check the browsing history, when something caught his eye. It was his old MARIOBUSTERS video from early 2017.
Mario: Hang on... Wow, this brings back a lot of memories!
Mario started to watch the video and laughed at all of the myths he either busted or confirmed. Luigi walked into the room and tapped Mario's shoulder.
Luigi: Hey, Mario! What are you doing, bro?
Mario: Oh! I'm just watching a video from my YouTube channel!
A light-bulb suddenly appeared over Mario's head.
Mario: Oooooooooooooooooooh...
Luigi: Dafuq?
Mario: Aha! I should create a third one! The second one all those months ago was successful! Apart from the end... I got attacked by quintillions and quintillions of people...
Luigi: Oof...
Mario: Anyways... LET'S A DO THIS!
Mario turned his camera on and began to livestream.
Luigi: Hello-
The plumber grabbed Luigi and threw him through the window.
Luigi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OOH, MY ASS!!!
Mario: Sorry about that, everyone. Anyways, hello! I must say, thank you all for the support on the last video! Mario's Jackass II did so well, and I'm proud of it! Today, we're gonna be doing... MARIOBUSTERS THREE!!!
The chat filled up with tons of messages, as over fifteen-thousand people watched the stream.
Mario: Man, there's a lot of you here! So, what is our first myth to confirm or bust? Well, here it is!
Can Infinite control his nosebleeds?
Infinite: Huh? What's this?
Mario: The first myth! We're gonna see if Infinite can control his nosebleed when around his sexy waifu, Crystalonetta!
Infinite: *Blush* Oi! That's not cool!
Mario signaled Crystal, as she walked out and put her Umbra Watch on, then turned into Crystalonetta. Infinite pinched his nose to stop the blood from pouring out.
Crystalonetta: Come on, honey... You know you want to nosebleed for me. *Wink*
Infinite: D-damn it... This is a cruel myth, Mario...!
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
