Greg watched the Xenomorphs run around and fight, while the Xenomorph Queen screeched and got their attention.
Xenomorph 1: Dafuq?
Xenomorph 2: Yes, our queen?
Xenomorph Queen: Greg demands a group of you go to Earth and plant a few eggs in the city! A hive can be created if we succeed!
Xenomorph 3: Great plan!
Greg: *Alien noises*
The Xenomorphs gathered a bunch of eggs and ran into a escape pod, as it flew out of the spaceship and headed towards Earth. Mario suddenly appeared and smiled.
Mario: Hello there!
Xenomorph: General Mario, I presume?
Mario: The attempt was a failure... Sorry, Greg...
Greg shook his head a little and accepted Mario's apology.
Mario: Phew. BUT! Look who I have!
Behind Mario, was Luna tied to a chair.
Luna: HEY! WHEN MOM AND DAD REALIZE I'M MISSING, THEY'RE GONNA KILL YOU!
Mario slapped Luna across the face.
Luna: OW!
Mario: SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!
Greg: *Alien language*
A Facehugger emerged from a hole in the wall and saw Luna tied to the chair.
Facehugger: Babeh, you are sexeh! >:D
Luna: Wot?
The Facehugger attached itself onto Luna's face.
Luna: ... *Muffled* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
The wolfal continued to scream as Mario laughed evilly.
Greg: :)
Mario: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Cough* *Cough* Ugh... DAMMIT!
Greg chuckled a little, as Mario got naked and started to dance.
Mario: *Retarded singing*
Xenomorph 4: Jesus... I gotta stop taking that space meth...
Meanwhile...
Hurk shot down a UFO with his rocket launcher, as it crashed in front of him.
Infinite: Nice shot, Hurk!
Hurk: Thanks! More of them are incoming!
A swarm of aliens ran at the Multiversal Heroes while waving their weapons around in the air.
Aliens: *Annoying riot noise*
Hurk: I've got this.
Blizzard: You sure?
Hurk: I AM sure.
Hurk put on sunglasses and lit a cigar as he began to smoke.
Viger: Smokin's bad for ya, mate!
Hurk held up a detonator and pressed a button, which set off tons of C4s hidden in the ground below the aliens spraying blood and sending limbs flying everywhere.
Hurk: WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Crystal: DAAAAMNNNNNNNNNN!!!
SB123 Mario: THAT WAS TOTALLY WICKED!!!
Aeris grabbed a trash can and began to throw up in it.
Aeris: BBBLLLLLLLEEEHHHHHHHHH!!!
Phoenix: Whoa!
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Infinite X Crystal
FanficA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...