Everyone was outside the castle, as a bunch of police cars showed up.
FM: Alright, alright, what's going on here?
Infinite: Mario... He's going insane. You remember the time when Peach made him sell all that spaghetti?
X: Yes...?
Crystal: Well, she somehow managed to remember that event, now she's taken all of Mario's spaghetti away and she's told him to actually do some business work.
FM: What kind of business work, though?
Infinite: It's actually all a blur... When she confiscated all of that spaghetti, Mario had a shit fit and he knocked me out.
Smesh: MXR Mario is inside of the castle running around naked with bloodshot eyes.
Cristina: *Sigh*
SMG4: I also have to buy a new computer now, he broke my current one!
Tari: He shattered one of my controllers...
SB123 Tari: He stabbed Archibald...!
Machito: Grrr...
FM tossed a tranquilizer gun over to X, as he caught it and looked through the window to see Mario twitching.
Mario: Peach... Will... Die...! Spaghetti...! *Slurping noises*
X fired a dart, which went into Mario's neck.
Mario: OH! Whoa... I'm seeing pretty colors... Drugs for days...
Mario collapsed, as X jumped through the window and hauled the plumber outside.
FM: Good job, X. That dart had a drug in it which will calm him down when he wakes up.
Meggy: Phew...
SB123 Mario: At least that bitch didn't take my stash of spaghetti. :D
SB123 Meggy: *Giggle*
Infinite: Thanks for the help, officers.
FM: You're welcome. Alright, let's go.
The two Mario recolors hopped into their vehicle and drove off.
Mario: Zzz... Ahh, spaghetti...
Luna: You alright, dad?
Infinite: A bit sore on the forehead, but I'm okay. Now, what do we do with Mario?
Cristina: I say while he's knocked out, we continue to beat him up!
Jen: Agreed!
Clauds: Yeah!
Crystal: Let's kick his ass again!
Aeris: Hey, it was just a prank!
Clauds: A PRANK?!
Cristina: Aeris, are you kidding me?! He slapped all of our asses! He even slapped your Meggy's ass!
Aeris: T-true, but haven't you already beat him up enough?
Infinite: I do have to agree with Aeris... We do abuse Mario sometimes... And that's not right.
Crystal: *Sigh* Okay, honey.
Jen: *Thoughts: I'm still gonna kick his ass, though.*
Three hours later...
Patrick: I need more time cards, ASAP.
The plumber woke up on the couch and shook his head.
Mario: Oof... What happened?
Peach: WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
