The room's lights turned on, as Infinite began to wake up and opened his eyes.
Infinite: Agh... The fuck? Where am I?
Around him, were Mario, Smesh, Machito, Bob and Crystal who began to wake up as well.
Crystal: H-huh...? Where are we?
B0b: DaMn. I wAs In ThE mIdDlE oF lOoKiNg At HeNtAi, ThEn I'm HeRe!
Machito: What even is this room...?
Smesh: Hmm... We're in a bathroom, but why?
Infinite: No idea. But we're gonna get to the bottom of this-
Suddenly, a TV turned on displaying static.
Infinite: Dafuq?
Mario: Umm...
Crystal: What's going on?
The TV then changed to a puppet that strangely looked like Luigi.
Mario: Luigi...?
Luigi Puppet: ...Hello everyone. I want to play a game.
B0b: A gAmE?
Mario: OH! CAN WE PLAY SPAGHETTI EATING SIMULATOR?!
Luigi Puppet: No, you big piece of shit!
Mario: *Le sad face*
Infinite: Luigi, did you throw us into this room?!
Luigi Puppet: Maybe! Maybe not! I might not even be Luigi!
Smesh: Okay, that's just creepy.
Crystal: Whoever you are, you're gonna get a big ass kicking!
Luigi Puppet: Oh my god, I'm so scared! Anyways, this room is set to blow in five minutes. The key to the door is inside the toilet... Except that the toilet bowl is full of needles.
Infinite: WHAT?!
Smesh: UGH! That's disgusting! Used needles?!
Crystal looked into the toilet and gagged a little.
Machito: Come on, really?!
Luigi Puppet: Better do it quick. Let the game begin.
The TV went static again, as Infinite looked at Bob.
B0b: HuH?
Infinite: Bob! Fish the key out with your sword arms!
Smesh: Smart thinking, Infinite!
B0b: No.
Infinite: Bob, do it! Do you want to die?!
B0b: MeH.
Infinite: *Sigh* What about all that hentai of yours?
B0b: Oh, ShIt! I cAnNoT dIe YeT! I hAvE sO mUcH hEnTaI tO lOoK aT!
The Garo reached into the toilet bowl and moved his sword arm through the needles.
B0b: MaN. iT sMeLlS.
Crystal: Yeah, it does... God, that reeks!
Machito: Ugh...
Bob fished the key out of the toilet bowl and threw it at Infinite, as he caught it and unlocked the door leading outside.
Smesh: Well, that's over with.
Infinite: I don't think so... I don't like the look of this hallway...
Crystal: Same here... Looks kinda suspicious...
Machito picked a brick up and threw it into the hallway, and nothing happened.
YOU ARE READING
Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
