R64: Stupid Mario Strikers Charged

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Mario danced on the pavement while singing retardedly.

Mario: *Derp face* La la la, hmm hmm hmm! La, la, la, hmm hmm hmm. Oh, boi! Today is a good day! I'm gonna eat lotsa spaghetti later! Still, stupid SMG4 kicked me out of the castle earlier...

Flashback...

Mario: *Dancing in spaghetti*

SMG4: GET A JOB!

Mario: How about you suck Mario's pingas?

SMG4: *Throws Mario outside*

Mario: OOF!

SMG4: Or at least do something rather than stay inside all day!

Mario: ...Wow, what an asshole!

End of flashback...

Mario: I mean, what can I even do? People are on edge around here because of Shadownova-

???: NAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...!!!

Mario: Dafuq?

Mario walked into a nearby alleyway and saw that the crying was coming from Bowser... Who was shelless.

Mario: OH, GOD!!! *Explodes*

Bowser: N-not again... W-why...?! H-how could I lose t-that bet?!

Mario: JESUS CHRIST!!! *Gagging*

Bowser: W-wait... M-Mario...? 

Mario: *Throws up in a bucket* W-what is it?!

Bowser: Can I have some help...? 

Mario: S-sure... What the hell happened, dude?! Did that crazy koopa guy steal your shell... Again?!

Bowser: No... But I lost a bet with Wario and Waluigi... And my team left me...!

Mario: Hmm... What was the bet?

Bowser: Okay, so they came up to me and said that if they win at a game of football-

SMG4: *Comes out of nowhere* JESUS CHRIST, CALL IT FUCKING SOCCER!

Bowser: *Homer Simpson scream*

SMG4: Sorry... Continue.

Bowser: Okay, they said that if they won at a game of soccer, they would take my shell and take over my cooking show... But if I won, I could take all of Wario's chicken nuggets.

Mario: ...Yo, is this person fuckin' retarded?

Bowser: OI, SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!

Mario: *Head shrinks*

Bowser: Anyways... I want to get my shell and my cooking show back... Can you be a pal and help...?

Mario: Sure! SMG4 kicked me out of the castle earlier, so why the hell not?

Bowser: *Hugs Mario* THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

Mario: D-don't hug me! You're naked...!

Infinite: *From a distance* HA! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Mario: ...

Bowser: Actually, Infinite!

Infinite: Yes?

Bowser: Wanna join my soccer team?

Infinite: Football-

SMG4: *Slaps Infinite*

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