Mario danced on the pavement while singing retardedly.
Mario: *Derp face* La la la, hmm hmm hmm! La, la, la, hmm hmm hmm. Oh, boi! Today is a good day! I'm gonna eat lotsa spaghetti later! Still, stupid SMG4 kicked me out of the castle earlier...
Flashback...
Mario: *Dancing in spaghetti*
SMG4: GET A JOB!
Mario: How about you suck Mario's pingas?
SMG4: *Throws Mario outside*
Mario: OOF!
SMG4: Or at least do something rather than stay inside all day!
Mario: ...Wow, what an asshole!
End of flashback...
Mario: I mean, what can I even do? People are on edge around here because of Shadownova-
???: NAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW...!!!
Mario: Dafuq?
Mario walked into a nearby alleyway and saw that the crying was coming from Bowser... Who was shelless.
Mario: OH, GOD!!! *Explodes*
Bowser: N-not again... W-why...?! H-how could I lose t-that bet?!
Mario: JESUS CHRIST!!! *Gagging*
Bowser: W-wait... M-Mario...?
Mario: *Throws up in a bucket* W-what is it?!
Bowser: Can I have some help...?
Mario: S-sure... What the hell happened, dude?! Did that crazy koopa guy steal your shell... Again?!
Bowser: No... But I lost a bet with Wario and Waluigi... And my team left me...!
Mario: Hmm... What was the bet?
Bowser: Okay, so they came up to me and said that if they win at a game of football-
SMG4: *Comes out of nowhere* JESUS CHRIST, CALL IT FUCKING SOCCER!
Bowser: *Homer Simpson scream*
SMG4: Sorry... Continue.
Bowser: Okay, they said that if they won at a game of soccer, they would take my shell and take over my cooking show... But if I won, I could take all of Wario's chicken nuggets.
Mario: ...Yo, is this person fuckin' retarded?
Bowser: OI, SHUT YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH!
Mario: *Head shrinks*
Bowser: Anyways... I want to get my shell and my cooking show back... Can you be a pal and help...?
Mario: Sure! SMG4 kicked me out of the castle earlier, so why the hell not?
Bowser: *Hugs Mario* THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!
Mario: D-don't hug me! You're naked...!
Infinite: *From a distance* HA! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
Mario: ...
Bowser: Actually, Infinite!
Infinite: Yes?
Bowser: Wanna join my soccer team?
Infinite: Football-
SMG4: *Slaps Infinite*
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Infinite X Crystal
Hayran KurguA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
