Somewhere deep underground, a society of pipes lived peacefully doing... Whatever the hell pipes do, I guess.
King Pipe: ...Life is sure boring. All we do is bounce around and make strange sounds.
Pipe 1: So, did you see Super Mario Twilight 20?
Pipe 2: Yeah, it was awesome!
Pipe 3: HELLO THERE!
Pipe 1: WHOA!
Pipe 2: *Markiplier scream*
Pipe 3: ...Aww... Why does everyone run away from me...
Pipe 4: That's because you smell like crap.
Pipe: 3: OI! THAT'S RUDE!
Pipe 4: It's true, though!
King Pipe: *Sigh* I wish things were a bit more active around here... My society of pipes are all pretty much retarded...
???: You said you want things to be more active, hmm?
King Pipe: Dafuq?
Void: Hello there, King Pipe.
Kylie: *Thoughts: The actual fuck? I thought she was kidding about the whole living pipe thing..."
King Pipe: Who are you- Oh... I know you. Love of Shadownova.
Void: How do you know that?
King Pipe: Uhhh... *Gulp*
Void: Never mind, it doesn't matter. Anyways, you want your pipe army to be more... Active, did you say?
Pipe King: Yes.
Void: Say no more... Rocky!
Rocky emerged through a portal and started using the Voidstone's power.
Pipe King: Huh?
Void: The Voidstone will turn all of your pipes into amazing fighters. Sure, they will still have their retarded nature, but when it comes to a fight? That retarded nature turns into pure brutality.
Pipe King: What are you waiting for, then? *Emperor Palpatine voice* Do it.
Rocky clicked his fingers and all of the pipes turned purple.
Pipes: WE... SEE... EVERYTHING!!!
Pipe King: Oh my...
Rocky: Three... Two... One...
All of the pipes suddenly crashed through the ceiling and accelerated to the surface.
Pipe King: WHOA!
Void: By the way... Look at this picture we took.
Pipe King: Huh?
Kylie held up a picture of Mario stuffing trash bags and Bob into a pipe.
Pipe King: *TRIGGERED* OH, HELL NO! This is war! We will kill that plumber!
Void: *Nods* Let's go, guys.
Rocky opened a portal up and three villains walked through it.
Pipe King: It ends today, Mario! You will pay for abusing us pipes for all these years!
Meanwhile...
Mario: When can we go homeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Luigi: Bro, we have three hours before we finish. Plus, we just got here.
Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Waluigi: *Sigh* How do you deal with that?
Luigi: Eh, I'm used to it.
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
