Castle Calamity II

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You panted rapidly along with Meggy while staring at the castle in defeat.

(Y/N): Damn... It... This castle... Is stronger... Than the last... One...!

Meggy: This is a joke...! Who's even building these things...?!

Bowser watched from a distance and laughed like a retard.

Bowser: MY CASTLES ARE INDESTRUCTIBLE, BIOTCH!

Meggy: I give up...

Meggy waved a white flag in the air, you looked at her and did the same.

(Y/N): Me too...

You both fainted, as Infinite and Crystal walked over.

Infinite: Guys!

Crystal: Hmm... They're okay, they just fainted, that's all...

Infinite: Yo, Turco!

Turlandb stopped training with Laura and flew over to Infinite.

Turlandb: What's up?

Infinite: Could you bring those two back home? They got super exhausted trying to destroy this castle, so we're gonna try and accomplish what they failed to do.

Turlandb: Sure!

Turlandb scooped you and Meggy up, then started to fly back to the Mushroom Kingdom.

Crystal: How did this castle even get in Inkopolis, anyway?

Infinite: Not sure, I'll have to ask Bowser... He's the one who knows how to build castles.

Crystal: Anyways...

Crystal cracked her knuckles and smiled.

Crystal: Let's destroy this castle!

Infinite: Yeah!

1

Infinite pressed the switch, as a fuse was created and sped towards the castle.

Crystal: Umm... Nothing happened-

The switch exploded, sending the couple flying.

Infinite: OHHHH, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!

Crystal: EEP!!!

2

Clauds: I see... HEY, GUYS!

Alex Spider: What's up?

Inkura: Hi. :3

Shining NOVA: You called?

Clauds: Uh huh! I want help destroying this castle!

Geof: Okay then...?

Aria: LET'S DO THIS!

Violet: YOOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Clauds and her friends began to fire their weapons at the castle, only covering it in multiple ink colors and not leaving one scratch.

Old Man: Nice job, dickface.

3.

Aria: Huh? You still need me?

Infinite: You're the Ant Man- Ahem, Ant Woman of the team, so can you crush the castle?

Aria: HELL YEAH I CAN!

Aria turned into a giant, as ReaderFromWR came outside and had a massive nosebleed.

ReaderFromWR: DAT ASS!!! IT'S HOLY!!!

Aria: *Giggle* He can't resist.

Aria stomped on the castle, flattening it like a pancake.

Crystal: YES!

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