R64: Mario Simulator 2

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Tari: Oh, boy! I finally got this new game! I was wondering when a sequel would come out.

Infinite: Hmm? What is it, Tari?

Tari: I bought Mario Simulator 2 from Gamestop! Apparently it's highly rated!

Crystal: Mario Simulator 2? Interesting. Well, let's play it!

Tari threw the disc into the Xbox One X, and the game began to start.

Mario: Ooooooh... I wonder what's gonna happen in this game?

Infinite: It's probably just gonna be full of memes and other stuff. Who knows?

The TV displayed Mario's head on the screen, along with "Mario Simulator 2" as the title.

Tari: Yay!

Mario: JUST START THE FREAKIN' GAME!

The game started, and Mario spawned in.

In the game...

Game Voice: Hello. Welcome to the long awaited Mario Simulator 2. After nine years in development, hopefully it would of been worth the wait!

Mario: WOOHOO!

Game Voice: Now, for a tutorial-

Mario: AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!

Game Voice: But-

Mario: Shut yo bitch ass up!

Game Voice: Okay. :(

Mario went into the kitchen and opened the fridge, where tons and tons of plates of spaghetti were waiting to be eaten.

Game Voice: Press A to eat spaghetti!

Mario: I know how to do that! What am I, retarded?

SMG4: Very retarded!

Game Voice: Press B to throw something at SMG4!

Mario grabbed a chair and threw it at SMG4, the blue Mario recolor screamed in pain and flew at the wall.

Game Voice: 5 XP earned! You leveled from Noob to Jerk!

Mario: Yey! :D

Infinite: Hey, Mario!

Mario: Yyyeeesss?

Infinite: Could you get some stuff from the store? I've gotta deal with some villains.

Mario: Uuuggghhh... Do I have toooooooo?

The Jackal whipped his sword out.

Infinite: BETTER FUCKING DO IT NOW!

Mario: AHH! FINE!

The plumber hopped into his kart, and drove to the city. 

Mario: *Retarded singing*

Bowser: Hmm... Looks like the road is clear!

As the Koopa King took one step onto the road, Mario crashed into him.

Mario: HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Bowser: My scrotums...

Mario flew into the store, and his kart hit Toadsworth.

Toadsworth: My spine is in my brain!

Mario: Okay, what have I gotta get?

The plumber looked at the shopping list.

-Eggs

-Bacon

-Fanta (YOU BETTER GET IT OR I CUT YOU MARIO)

-Pepsi

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