Mario Does The Chores II

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Infinite woke up, vision blurry and held his head.

Infinite: W-whoa... How long were we at it for?

The Jackal looked to his left to see Crystalonetta sleeping completely naked.

Infinite: *Nosebleed* Shit... I must of passed out... Anyways, we should head home. 

Crystalonetta yawned and hugged Infinite.

Infinite: Heh heh, morning Crystal.

Crystalonetta: *Giggle* Morning, honey. 

The two shared a kiss.

Infinite: Thanks for last night. It was a lot of fun.

Crystalonetta: You're welcome. *Giggle*

The two got dressed and teleported back to the castle, but mud and water was all over the floor.

Infinite: What the hell?

Crystal: Why is there mud and water all over the floor?

Luigi: Oh, Machito and Turlandb teleported us all home, but we found Peach furious! Apparently E.Gadd was doing some sort of experiment involving the weather, but it went wrong and it caused a mess in the castle.

Crystal: So the castle got flooded?!

Luigi: Pretty much...

Mario: HALF OF MY SPAGHETTI HAS BEEN RUINED!!!

Peach: YOU'RE ALL HELPING ME CLEAN THIS SHIT UP!

Mario: Shut up!

Peach kicked Mario in the pingas, the plumber's head shrank as he screeched in pain.

Infinite: Oh, great...

Peach: Infinite and Crystal, you can mop the floor! Meggy is too afraid of the water!

Meggy: HEY, NO I'M NOT! I drank that Permanent Swimming Potion a few months back!

Peach: Whatever! 

Infinite: Okay, fine...

Crystal: Damn it...

The couple grabbed two mops and began to clean the floor.

Infinite: Ugh...

Crystal: This sucks.

B0b: PeAcH, i Am NoT gOiNg DoWn ThErE! tHaT rAt Is StIlL iN tHe BaSeMeNt!

Peach: Oh, I don't care! It's just a small rodent, nothing to be afraid of!

B0b: NoThInG tO bE aFrAiD oF?! bItCh, YoU gOtTa Be KiDdInG!

Peach: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY!?

B0b: *HeAd ShRiNkS* oKaY, i'M sOrRy!

Mario sat on the couch and prepared to take a nap, when suddenly Peach screamed at him.

Mario: HOLY FUCK!!!

Peach: Mario, you're helping too!

Mario: But why...? I don't want to clean!

Peach: *Facepalm* Fine, you can do some chores instead.

Mario: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! THAT'S EVEN WORSE!!!

Peach: YOU BETTER FUCKING DO IT NOW!!!

Mario yelped and ran into the kitchen, where Bowser was cooking some chicken nuggets with Fishy Boopkins.

Bowser: Whoa, you okay Mario?

Mario: No... Peach... SHE'S A BITCH!

Fishy Boopkins: Oh, that's not very nice Mario!

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