Swagmaster: Goddammit. Yesterday was horrible!
Chris: Oh, so you admit it now?
Swagmaster: *Sigh* Yes. Our smexy car blew up...
Chris: And we got injured. Now, shut up and push me across the road.
Swagmaster grabbed the wheelchair and began to push Chris, when suddenly the two guards got run over by Mario in his kart.
Chris: OW!
Swagmaster: My scrotums...
Mario: WOOHOO!!!
Antasma: Oi, Mario!
Mario: Wot?
Antasma held up a Banana Peel and threw it in front of Mario's kart.
Mario: SHET!
Mario yanked the steering wheel to the left, and missed the Banana Peel by an inch.
Antasma: BULLSHAT!
Mario: Haha, you can't do shet, bra! You can't do shet, bra! You can't-
Toad drove in front of Mario and showed a picture of Toadette.
Toad: Psycho girlfriend picture attack!
Mario: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! U SO UGLY!!!
The plumber swerved around and crashed into a tree, which resulted in his kart blowing up.
Mario: Mamaf***er!
Antasma: Nice one, Toad!
Toad: Why thank you!
Antasma threw his Lightsaber into Toad's head.
Toad: ...Wow, what an asshole!
Cristina, Smesh, Infinite, Crystal, SB123 Mario and SB123 Meggy sped past Toad with a lot of other racers.
Toad: *Sigh* Well, this sucks!
SB123 Mario: *Airplane noises*
B0b: HeLlO bItChEs!
SB123 Meggy: Bob?!
B0b: Go, My FrIeNd!
A Blooper floated above everyone except for Bob, and splattered ink onto the racers.
SB123 Meggy: EW!
Machito: Ugh...
Clauds: God, that's disgusting!
Bob got in front of everybody else while laughing, but then a Bullet Bill came out of nowhere and hit the Garo, sending him screaming into the air.
Infinite: Holy shit!
The Bullet Bill turned back to normal, revealing Risky Boots.
Antasma: Haha! Nice one, Risky!
Risky Boots: Thanks, dear!
Crystal drove through an item box and got three Red Shells.
Crystal: Ah, hell yeah! Incoming!
Infinite: Fire!
Crystal threw the first Red Shell, as it sped towards Turlandb.
Turlandb: What-
The Red Shell hit Turlandb's kart, making it spin a few times.
Crystal: Nice! Next one! YEET!
The second Red Shell hit Angelina's kart.
Angelina: MEOW!
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
