Mario walked around the city with Luigi, Infinite and Crystal, they went into the mall and started to browse, Mario sighed and sat down on a bench.
Mario: Ugh... Stupid Weegee... Convincing me to come out... I just wanna stay home and eat spaghetti...
Mario looked around and saw Luigi looking through some clothes.
Luigi: Hmm... No! Oh, this dress looks pretty nice! I'll buy it for Saiko!
Mario: Damn, this is so boring...
A smell drifted into Mario's nostrils, the plumber's head snapped one-hundred and eighty degrees and he started to levitate.
Goomba: Dafuq?
Bowser: Uhhh...
Mario flew towards the smell which was coming from an alleyway.
Mario: Oh, boy! That smells wonderful! What's going on in here-
The smell was coming from a noodles stand.
Mario: *Head grows* Oooooooooooooooooh... I must eat the noodles...
Mario went to grab a bowl of noodles when someone slapped his hand.
Mario: OW!
???: NO TOUCHY! No touch.
Mario: Dafuq? EEP!
There was a yellow ninja in front of him.
Scorpion: Are you here to buy noodles or are you going to steal?
Mario: ...Oh, sorry sir! I'll pay for a bowl!
Scorpion: That would be eighty-five dollars!
Mario: *Eyes widen* I don't have enough money-
Scorpion: WHAT?! Alright...
Scorpion grabbed his spear and threw it at Mario.
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!
Mario: *Derp face*
Mario grabbed the spear and and stabbed Scorpion in the face with it.
Scorpion: ...I am ded.
Mario: ...YAY! I have all of the noodles for myself!
Infinite and Crystal walked into the alleyway and saw Mario stuffing his face with noodles.
Infinite: What the hell?
Crystal: Mario, what are you doing?
Mario: Hmm? Oh, hello! I'm eating noodles!
Infinite looked down to see Scorpion dead on the floor.
Infinite: WHAT THE FUCK?! Mario, did you kill Scorpion?
Mario: SCORPION?! WHERE?! WHERE?! I DON'T WANT TO GET STUNG!
Crystal: *Facepalm*
Infinite: Well, shit. Some people aren't gonna be happy-
A portal opened in the middle of the alleyway.
Mario: ...Oooooohhhhhhhhhhh?
Infinite held his sword up as Quan Chi walked out of the portal and saw Scorpion's dead body.
Quan Chi: ...Who killed Scorpion...?
Infinite: It was him!
Mario: HEY, MOTHERFUCKER!
Quan Chi: No...! The tournament starts in very little time! You three, come with me!
Mario: Why?
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
