Turlandb took down a Giant Primid and continued to look around for more of the trophies, when Petey Piranha fell from the sky.
Turlandb: WHOA!
Petey Piranha: RAWRRRRRRRRR!!!
Primid 1: IT'S GODZILLA!!!
Primid 2: RUN BITCH! RUNNNNNNN!!!
Turlandb: ...DAS A HUGE BITCH!
Petey Piranha: GET IN MAH BELLEH!
Turlandb summoned a Starbit Storm and cracked his knuckles.
Turlandb: Come on then, you big freak!
Petey Piranha charged at Turlandb when a hammer came out of nowhere and hit him in the face.
Petey Piranha: OOF!
Turlandb: Whoa, who did that?!
King Dedede landed in front of Turlandb and grabbed his hammer.
King Dedede: *Retarded laughter*
Petey Piranha: Grrr! Damn it... Stupid Tubby!
King Dedede: Tubby...? NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!
King Dedede jumped up and whacked Petey Piranha in the face with his hammer knocking the giant plant monster out.
Turlandb: Thanks for the help, Dedede! Actually, wait... How are you even up? Everyone was turned into trophies!
King Dedede: Oh, you can thank this! *Holds out a Dedede Brooch*
Turlandb: Nice! So, want to help me acquire the rest of the trophies-
Shadow Bugs rained down and surrounded Turlandb and King Dedede.
Turlandb: Dafuq?
The Shadow Bugs all formed into Primids of different kinds.
Turlandb: Ah, shit. Here we go again.
King Dedede: Wait for it...
Turlandb: Huh?
Lucas, Ike, Banjo & Kazooie, Peach and Lucina walked beside King Dedede.
Primids:
Turlandb: Oh, nice! You guys should run or you'll all go through messy deaths.
Primid 3: ...
Primid 4: Nah. GET EM'!
Banjo: Stand back, everyone. I got this.
Peach: Huh?
Lucina: What are you gonna do?
Banjo walked towards the Primids and grabbed Kazooie by the neck.
Primid 3: Dafuq?
Banjo: ...Wanna know how I put grenades in this bird...?
Primids: O_O
Turlandb: *Chuckle*
Primids: FUCK THAT!
The Primids screamed and ran away, while everyone but Turlandb stared at Banjo in shock.
Banjo: ...What? It's only a joke.
Kazooie: Kill meh please...
Turlandb: Heh heh... Let's look for more of the fighters.
Meanwhile, Crystal had gathered Link, Zelda, Bowser, Joker and Mr. Game & Watch, her good sense of smell was helping her to easily sniff out the trophies scattered across Subspace.
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
