In the middle of the desert lied a prison, where Mario and Luigi and friends had escaped before, but... The prison was now home to three insanely dangerous slashers. One who was crazy over his birthday, one who went mental over his doritos, and another who seems the most innocent, but is the most evil.
Swagmaster: Get your asses up. It's breakfast time.
The cells opened, as the prisoners got out and walked towards the cafeteria.
Chris: Kinda surprising that the prison allowed us to come back in after what happened before.
Swagmaster: Hey, it means more money and hoes!
Chris: Ugh, goddammit...
Enzo: Ugh, this sucks... I've been in here for at least two months now!
The Villager stayed silent, thinking about the blood he will spill soon.
SLG4: I'm gonna kill my brother if I ever escape from here...
Swagmaster: Cut the talk! Cafeteria or no food!
The three walked into the cafeteria and ate their breakfast. Later at night, Swagmaster and Chris were patrolling the hallways with their flashlights when a strange sound alerted them.
Swagmaster: Uh oh.
Chris: Crap. Is it that pasta monster again?
The guards looked around for a while and noticed something off in three cells. All three had big holes underneath their beds.
Swagmaster: Wait... Whose cells were these again?
Chris: Oh no... These are... Those killer's cells...
The two guards looked at each other with worried and concerned expressions.
Swagmaster/Chris:
Prisoner: WILL YOU SHUT UP?! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
The killers climbed over the fence of the prison and began to run.
SLG4: WE'RE FREE!
Enzo: FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!
The Villager dragged a cart full of doritos which he had stolen from a vending machine.
SLG4: I see a car over there!
Splendid and SS122 Meggy were sharing a kiss under the streetlight, as the Villager broke the car window with his axe.
SS122 Meggy: Mmm?!
Splendid: What the?!
SLG4 threw a knife which went into SS122 Meggy's shoulder.
SS122 Meggy: AHH!!!
Splendid: MEGGY!
Enzo: GET IN, YOU IDIOTS!
The Villager and SLG4 jumped into the car, as SLG4 stomped on the gas pedal and drove down the road as the sirens of the prison blared in the background.
SLG4: Now, for my brother... But first...
SLG4 turned the radio on, as "What Is Love" began to play.
Enzo: Aw, yeah!
The three killers started to move their heads around to the music while singing along.
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Infinite X Crystal
FanficA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
