R64: Stupid Mario Party II

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Mario was chomping down on a huge plate of spaghetti with SB123 Mario, TB Mario and M96 Mario. 

SB123 Mario: Meggy did such a good job on this spaghetti!

SB123 Bowser: *Thoughts: I guess I have to give her SOME credit for actually cooking something.*

Infinite smiled at the plumbers and continued to kiss Crystal as the castle doors opened, revealing a VERY frightened Toad.

Toad: Holy fuck... If I don't get the right amount of money in under twenty-four hours she's going to kill me...

SMG4: What's going on, Toad?

Toad: *Homer Simpson scream* Oh, it's just you, SMG4... Allow me to explain... So five minutes ago me and my crazy psycho of a girlfriend met at the park, and grabbed her phone and displayed a list of items she wants. But she said if she doesn't get the items within twenty-four hours she will kill me... 

SMG4: And how much do all of the items go up to in total...?

Toad: ...A few million dollars.

Infinite: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Crystal: EHH?!

SMG4: ...I just shit my pants...

Toad: But... I have an idea. SB123 Mario and SB123 Meggy!

SB123 Mario: Nom nom nom- WHAT IS IT?!

SB123 Meggy: Huh?

Toad: Can you guys be good friends and give me some monayyyyyyyyyyy...?

SB123 Mario: ...

SB123 Meggy: ...

Mario: Yo, is this person fuckin' retarded?

Toad: OI!

SB123 Mario: You may be a different Toad, but you're still an asshole so no! You're not getting any of our money!

Toad: Okay... Second idea! Infinite and Crystal-

Infinite: You can fuck off! You're an asshole to everyone!

Crystal: Damn right you are!

Toad: ...Well, fuck you then! Hmm...

After a few minutes of thinking, Toad got an idea and smiled.

Toad: *Junkrat voice* I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!!

Infinite: Dafuq?

Toad: ...Let's play some Mario Party!

Mario: NO, GOD, PLEASE NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Peach: Toad, I am NOT playing that awful game again! I got knocked out by Mario when he hit me with that crowbar!

Luigi: Sorry, Toad... I don't want to play.

Yoshi peered through the window and gave Toad a death stare.

Toad: *Gulp*

Yoshi: I want to die.

Toad: Grrr...! Oh, you're all pussies anyway! I'll just get people who are stronger! And I have the PERFECT contestants!

Infinite: What the fu-

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