Mario was chomping down on a huge plate of spaghetti with SB123 Mario, TB Mario and M96 Mario.
SB123 Mario: Meggy did such a good job on this spaghetti!
SB123 Bowser: *Thoughts: I guess I have to give her SOME credit for actually cooking something.*
Infinite smiled at the plumbers and continued to kiss Crystal as the castle doors opened, revealing a VERY frightened Toad.
Toad: Holy fuck... If I don't get the right amount of money in under twenty-four hours she's going to kill me...
SMG4: What's going on, Toad?
Toad: *Homer Simpson scream* Oh, it's just you, SMG4... Allow me to explain... So five minutes ago me and my crazy psycho of a girlfriend met at the park, and grabbed her phone and displayed a list of items she wants. But she said if she doesn't get the items within twenty-four hours she will kill me...
SMG4: And how much do all of the items go up to in total...?
Toad: ...A few million dollars.
Infinite: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Crystal: EHH?!
SMG4: ...I just shit my pants...
Toad: But... I have an idea. SB123 Mario and SB123 Meggy!
SB123 Mario: Nom nom nom- WHAT IS IT?!
SB123 Meggy: Huh?
Toad: Can you guys be good friends and give me some monayyyyyyyyyyy...?
SB123 Mario: ...
SB123 Meggy: ...
Mario: Yo, is this person fuckin' retarded?
Toad: OI!
SB123 Mario: You may be a different Toad, but you're still an asshole so no! You're not getting any of our money!
Toad: Okay... Second idea! Infinite and Crystal-
Infinite: You can fuck off! You're an asshole to everyone!
Crystal: Damn right you are!
Toad: ...Well, fuck you then! Hmm...
After a few minutes of thinking, Toad got an idea and smiled.
Toad: *Junkrat voice* I'VE GOT AN IDEA!!!
Infinite: Dafuq?
Toad: ...Let's play some Mario Party!
Mario: NO, GOD, PLEASE NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Peach: Toad, I am NOT playing that awful game again! I got knocked out by Mario when he hit me with that crowbar!
Luigi: Sorry, Toad... I don't want to play.
Yoshi peered through the window and gave Toad a death stare.
Toad: *Gulp*
Yoshi: I want to die.
Toad: Grrr...! Oh, you're all pussies anyway! I'll just get people who are stronger! And I have the PERFECT contestants!
Infinite: What the fu-
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
