Mario: MAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Guard 1: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!
Mario: I ONLY WANTED SOME FOOD!!!
Guard 1: STEALING FROM THE KING'S CASTLE?! UNACCEPTABLE!
Mario dived into an alleyway as the guard ran past.
Mario: Phew... Thank god... I lost him... I'm so tired... Now, I can eat this shiny spaghetti... Made entirely of pingas heads... Dafuq? Oh well, still looks pretty tasty!
Viger: WAIT, WHAT?! *Laughs even more*
WRATH2501: Is this some kind of mutated spaghetti?
Mario went to take a bite but the guard appeared in front of him.
Guard 1: STOP!
Mario: *Homer Simpson scream*
Guard 1: You violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence!
Mario: ...But I don't have any money. >:(
Guard 1: Then pay with your blood! *Raises his sword*
Mario: *Head shrinks* Uh oh.
Guard 1: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Mario: *PewDiePie scream*
The guard stabbed Mario in the pingas.
Mario: *Falls to the ground*
Viger: OH! *Laughs*
WRATH2501: CRITICAL HIT!
Mario: NNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
Guard 1: Stop it. Get some help.
Mario: How can I make love with spaghetti now?!
Guard 1: ...You're coming with me.
Mario: Well, shit...
Later...
Mario: Zzz... Ah, spaghetti... Zzz... Ah, ravioli-
Big Woop: WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Mario: OH, JESUS CHRIST!
King: So, you were the one trying to steal the precious Pingasium Spaghetti?!
Big Woop: How dare you! And we don't appreciate people from the Mushroom Kingdom here after what all of you freaks did a few years back!
King Wooptedoo: Tomorrow in the morning, you shall be publicly executed for your crimes!
Mario: Oh, mamaf***er!
King Wooptedoo: But hey, at least you can play with the skulls and bones in that cell while you wait for your death!
Queen Stephe: *Nods*
Big Woop: BYE, BITCH!
Mario: ...Mario is a fucked.
???: Hey!
Mario: Dafuq?
Papyrus: Hello there! I seem to be in the same sticky situation as you, human!
Mario: Wait... You again?!
Papyrus: Hold on... OH! It's you, my spaghetti BFF!
Mario: What are you doing in here?
Papyrus: I applied to be a chef here at WoopWoop Kingdom, but I don't think the king liked my spaghetti I cooked for him at one point... And that's why I'm in here!
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Infinite X Crystal
FanficA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
