R64: Pizza Chaos

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Infinite and Crystal played a game of Super Smash Each Other In The Ass Bros with Smesh and Cristina, while a few people watched and cheered.

SMG4: GET EM! MASH THAT BUTTON! AND THAT ONE!

Tari stuffed tons of popcorn in her mouth, as Saiko cheered while holding her bottle of wine in the air.

SB123 Mario: This game is so close!

SB123 Meggy: Yeah!

Infinite: SIKE! Omae wa mou shindeiru.

Smesh/Cristina: NANI?!

Infinite sent them flying off the stage and threw his controller in the air.

Infinite: And that gamers, is how you win!

Smesh: Nice game, bestie!

Infinite: Thanks, Smesh!

Crystal: *Giggle*

Suddenly, the controller came back down and hit Infinite on the head.

Infinite: OW! Oof, forgot about that.

Crystal and Cristina giggled, as Mario walked into the room looking exhausted.

Mario: Darn it...

Infinite: Yo, you alright, Mario?

Mario: No... I tried applying for a lot of jobs, and none of them worked out!

Aeris: Oof... That sucks...

Lexi: It doesn't suck as much as me and Splendid having to stay in these wheelchairs for a while thank to those Bullies!

Splendid: Screw those Bob-Omb rip offs!

Mario: But I need to get a job... Peach will kill me if I don't, and I'm trying to become a better person!

Infinite: Eh, we'll help!

Crystal: We finished our game anyway, so sure!

Smesh/Cristina: Count us in.

Mario: Oh, thanks! 

Infinite: I think there's a billboard outside the castle with a lot of posters on it about jobs. We could check that out.

Mario: Okie dokie.

The five walked outside and looked at the billboard.

Cristina: See anything you fancy, Mario?

Mario: Hmm... Office work... Hell no. Freddy Fazbear's?! FUCK. THAT. SHIT. Umm... Wait... Italian Restaurant?! *Sr Pelo gasp*

Crystal: I think he found his job. *Giggle*

Smesh: You sure, Mario? Cooking isn't exactly your cup of tea-

Mario: *Eric Cartman voice* I'M DOING THE BEST I CAN!

Infinite: Whoa!

Cristina: Well, let's go then!

Cristina grabbed everyone and traveled at the speed of light.

Mario: MAMAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Smesh: Woohoo!

Infinite: This is a damn nice breeze!

Cristina stopped in front of the Italian Restaurant, as Mario ran inside and went to the toilet.

Cristina: Oops... 

Crystal: Oh well, Cristina. Mistakes happen. *Giggle*

Infinite walked into the building and saw the manager, who was managing some paperwork.

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