Infinite's Birthday

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Crystal: Hey, everyone!

SMG4: Dafuq?

Mario: Hmm?

Bowser: Yes, what is it?

Crystal: You may of heard that it's Infinite's birthday today!

Luigi: Oh! 

Tari: Well, happy birthday to him! 

Toad: ...Bitch, do it look like I care? No-

Crystal threw a red lightning bolt at Toad, making the fungus scream.

Toad: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Crystal: Anyways, I want my honey's birthday to be the best! And I have an idea.

Cristina: Hey... Where is my Smesh?

SMG4: I heard that he's gone on a trip.

Crystal: Oh, shit... That's a bit awkward...

Cristina: Oof...

Crystal: So, I want to head to Planet Blade and set the party up in the castle there!

Bowser: Great idea! 

(Y/N): Sure!

Meggy: Well, I guess we better get ready and start buying some stuff for Infinite!

B0b: ...HuH, sUrE. i'M iN.

Fishy Boopkins: Me too!

Saiko: Meh, whatever.

Tari: Me three!

Steve: Hi, guys! :D

Crystal: Hi, Steve...

Steve: Can I join you guys, huh, huh?

Crystal: ...Yeah! You can join us, Steve!

Steve: Yay!

Mario: Oh, boy! I can't wait for the cake!

Bowser: Mario, buy something rather than spaghetti, please. Buy something like a... A video game, or a Funko Pop!

Mario: Oh, do I have to...?

Bowser slapped Mario across the face.

Mario: OW!

Bowser: Okay fine, you can have $50 so you don't have to waste your own money.

Mario: YIPPEE!

Bowser: *Thoughts: What a greedy bastard...*

Crystal: Get to it, people! 

Cristina: Also, one more question. Where is the Jackal actually?

Crystal: Oh! Machito, Turlandb, and Antasma are doing some activities with him. Golf, Bowling, movies... Boy's day out.

Cristina: Ah, I see. Alrighty then.

(Y/N): Let's do this!

Everyone ran out of the castle and hopped into their vehicles, then began driving towards the city.

Crystal: Infinite is going to love this day. Especially the present I have for him later. *Winks at the camera*

Lakitu: Uhhh...

Meanwhile...

Infinite: Man, this is really nice! Thanks for taking me out, guys!

Machito: No problem, brother!

Turlandb: And this is only the beginning! 

Antasma: Damn right! Later today, you're gonna have a blast!

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