Mushrooms & Morons: Raiders Of The Lost Tubbycustard

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The group walked through the portal and looked around, they were back in the castle.

Infinite: Yes! We're back home!

Crystal: Alrighty!

Mario: *Checks his watch* Oh! And just in time as well! Smesh and Cristina, want to join in on Mushrooms & Morons?

Smesh: Oof, sorry guys, but me and Cristina are gonna go out on a date. 

Cristina: Yeah, we want to spend some time together after the whole Titan thing.

Infinite: Understandable.

Crystal: Have fun, you two!

Smesh and Cristina nodded as they walked out of the castle.

Mario: Alright, follow me upstairs!

The canine couple followed the plumber into SMG4's room, where the others were already gathered to play.

SMG4: Ah, Mario! Ready to play Mushrooms & Morons?

Toad: I'm being forced against my will to play this... For a THIRD time.

Luigi: It will be lotsa fun! Oh?

Infinite: Heya.

Crystal: SMG4, could we join in as well?

SMG4: Oh, you want to play? Sure thing! But first, I'm gonna have to create characters for you guys.

Infinite: Okay.

SMG4: Take a sit, I'll be with ya in a few minutes.

Bowser: So, you two are interested in this game, huh?

Infinite: Yep!

Bowser: Trust me, it can get pretty weird. First, we went on a quest for a plate of powerful spaghetti, then the second time, we had a hunt for a golden egg... Which ended up hatching and we were all goddamn disappointed.

Mario: Damn right we were!

Toad: SMG4 comes up with the worst ideas for rewards sometimes. I don't even like playing this game.

SMG4: Hey, shut up! Or I'll throw you into the basement where your girlfriend is!

Toad: *Eyes widen* O-oh, no... Okay, okay! I'll play! *Under his breath* Fuckin' jackass...

SMG4: Alright, I made your characters, you two.

Infinite: And they are?

SMG4: Infinite, your character is a knight with a few basic spells, along with some advanced sword skills.

Infinite: Coolio!

SMG4: Crystal, your character is a mage with a lot of elemental spells, and you also can do some other things which you'll discover during the game.

Crystal: *Eyes sparkle* Wow...

SMG4: Anyways, let's start! 

Mario: Wait, what is the objective, though?

SMG4: You'll see in a minute...

The six began to play the game and Infinite looked at his character.

Infinite: Wow... Cool...

Crystal: This is awesome!

Bowser: So, newbies... We want to see if you guys are worthy of joining the group.

Mario: Yeah! You guys have gotta be pretty sexy and have a lotta swag!

Bowser: *Facepalm* Ignore him, please.

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