Uni: *Whistling*
Uni was dragging a bag full of people who she had knocked out with spiked drinks, Mario woke up inside of the bag and looked around.
Mario: Huh? EEP! What are you doing, what's going on here?!
Uni: HEY! SHUT YO BITCH ASS UP!
Mario: *Head shrinks* Okie dokieeeeeeeeee...
Uni: I just need you all for something very special. :D
Mario: Did you kidnap me?!
Uni: I guess you could say that. :3
Mario: Grrr! Why? I was in the middle of eating spaghetti!
Uni: Oh, don't worry, Mario. There'll be a ton of food at the Hunger Games.
Mario's head snapped three-hundred and sixty degrees three times as he moaned in pleasure.
Uni: Uhhh... Are you okay in there...?
Mario: F-food...?! YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Uni: Hey, calm down!
Mario: Hunger Games...?! Do we have to eat tons of food in order to win?! IF THAT'S SO, THEN I'M GONNA WRECK EVERYONE!
Uni: ...Quiet, or I'll stab your neck in your sleep.
Mario: O_O
After a while of dragging, Uni threw the bag into a room and wiped sweat from her forehead.
Uni: Phew...! Finally, that's done... Hey, Master Hand?
Master Hand: Dafuq?
Uni: Could you get the game ready, please?
Master Hand: Sure.
Uni: Ohhh, this is gonna be fun to watch. >:3
Master Hand snapped his fingers, teleporting everyone but Uni onto the podiums. Everyone began to wake up and freaked out.
Infinite: What the fuck?! Where are we?
Crystal: Whoa, hang on!
Smesh: How'd we get here?!
Uni: I can explain!
Uni saw Lakitu flying around on his cloud and pulled a shotgun out.
Lakitu: Huh? *Homer Simpson scream*
Uni shot Lakitu and jumped onto the cloud.
Uni: Now, I've brought you all here because I've been very bored lately, so me and Master Hand set this up. Welcome to the Hun-
Mario: HUNGER GAMES!!! I'M GONNA WIN THIS EATING CONTEST!
Uni: ...
Infinite: Hunger Games...?
Turlandb: Uni, what the hell?! You want us to kill each other?!
Uni: Yes. :3
Mario: *Jontron voice* WHAT?!
SMG4: THIS BITCH IS CRAZY-
Uni: Don't worry, though. You'll respawn when the game ends.
SMG4: ...*Huge sigh of relief*
Master Hand: Of course we're not gonna let you guys just die. The Multiverse is in danger after all.
Infinite: Yep.
Uni: Anyways... START THE FREAKIN' GAME!!!
Uni and Master Hand disappeared as the countdown began, Mario looked around while panicking a lot.
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Infinite X Crystal
FanfictionA few days after the events of Meggy X Reader, Infinite is enjoying a peaceful life with his wife Crystal, but after getting sucked into the Real World and coming back a few days later, he learns that dark times are approaching, and that he needs to...
