Sonic The Derphog: The Evilness Of Eggman II (The Pingas Awakens) (2/2)

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After stuffing tons of spaghetti into Mario's mouth, Sonic continued running through Eggman's base.

Sonic: Grrr... I was supposed to meet up with some other friends today... Eggman ALWAYS has to do his dumb schemes when I want to DO something! Argh!

Omochao: Hello there!

Sonic: Huh?!

Omochao: You got a ring!

Sonic: Wha- *Touches another ring*

Omochao: You got another ring!

Sonic: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Okay then, I won't touch any rings.

Sonic took one step.

Omochao: You took a step!

Sonic: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Infinite heard Sonic's yelling from afar and got up from the floor.

Infinite: Oh, Sonic! 

Sonic: CAN YOU JUST GO AWAY?!

Omochao: You have serious issues!

Sonic: Okay, tell you what Omochao. You suck as a living being. Why don't you do yourself and the entire planet a favor, and go put a bag over your head, and never take it off.

Omochao: ...

Sonic: ...

Omochao: *Troll face* You took a step-

Sonic grabbed Omochao and stuffed him into a cannon.

Omochao: *Sr Pelo scream*

Sonic: FOR THE MOTHERLANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!

Sonic fired the cannon, launching Omochao through multiple walls.

Infinite: That was close! Where the fuck did that come from?!

Sonic: Huh? Oh, Infinite! I found ya!

Infinite: Thanks for the help... Now, let's go rescue my wife from Baldy Nosehair!

Sonic: *Nods* Hey, I have an idea. This base seems pretty big, so how about we double boost through this place?

Infinite: Sure, let's do it!

Sonic and Infinite jumped into the air and high-fived.

Sonic: DOUBLE BOOST!

Badnik 1: What the fu-

Sonic and Infinite started to run extremely fast while ramming through anything that got in their way.

Badnik 2: OOF!

Egg-Pawn: OW! THAT REALLY HURT!

Badnik 3: GAH, MY FUCKING KNEE! 

Eggman watched from a camera and smiled.

Eggman: Looks like they'll be here soon!

Crystal: Grrr... Why'd you kidnap me?

Eggman: Ah, how rude of me! I forgot to explain! It's your power!

Crystal: Wait, did you-

Eggman: That's right. I took it from you. And I've used a tiny portion of your incredible power to create this beauty!

Eggman yanked a sheet off something.

Crystal: *Sr Pelo gasp*

Eggman: A robot version of you!

Metal Crystal: ...

Eggman: She's not activated yet, but once Sonic and Infinite get here then she will be ready to fight.

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