Cold Rice Shrimp: Mommy I have a boo-boo!
Master Attendant: Oh no, let me see it sweetie.
Cold Rice Shrimp: It's bleeding!
Master Attendant: Oh honey, you'll be okay.
Cold Rice Shrimp: Will you kiss it?
Master Attendant: Are you kidding me that's fucking disgusting no way--
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Jiuniang: Master Attendant, where do babies come from?
Master Attendant: A stork.
Jiuniang: Wouldn't the baby be too heavy?
Master Attendant: It's a magical stork.
Jiuniang: That doesn't make any sense!
Master Attendant: Oh my God fuck it--
Master Attendant: DADDY FUCKED MOMMY--
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Cheese: I wanna eat my candy!
Master Attendant: Cheese I have to check it first.
Cheese: No I wanna eat it now!
Master Attendant: Fuck it choke on a razor blade Happy Halloween--
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Strawberry Daifuku: Master Attendant--!
Master Attendant: *grabs steak knife and raises it threateningly*
Master Attendant: WHAT DO YOU WANT!?
