Napoleon Cake: Okay, so you and I are married
Pastel de Nata: No, no we aren't
Napoleon Cake: Relax, it's just pretend
Pastel de Nata: Well I don't wanna pretend
Napoleon Cake: What's the matter? Scared you'll like it?
Pastel de Nata: Okay, if we're married, then I want a divorce
B-52: Are those two always like that?
Brownie: Yes
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