Turkey Can Never Win

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Champagne: What's wrong with you?

Turkey: I feel kinda sick, that's all

Eggnog: He got Ebola-la-la-la-la

Turkey: -_-

Eggnog: :D?

Turkey: get the fuck out

Fondant Cake: *running in with the chancla* People under 5'7" legally cannot curse!

Turkey: I AM AN ADULT

Champagne: But you're 5'4"

Eggnog: And in China for some reason you shrink and become 5'1"

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