Champagne: What's wrong with you?
Turkey: I feel kinda sick, that's all
Eggnog: He got Ebola-la-la-la-la
Turkey: -_-
Eggnog: :D?
Turkey: get the fuck out
Fondant Cake: *running in with the chancla* People under 5'7" legally cannot curse!
Turkey: I AM AN ADULT
Champagne: But you're 5'4"
Eggnog: And in China for some reason you shrink and become 5'1"