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God, what am I even doing with my life right now?
#crack
#ff
#ffredwine
#ffrice
#ffsteak
#foodfantasy
#foodsouls
#headcanons
#justforfun
#myhappyplace
#shitpost
#tierra
#tofutwins
*at Satan's Coffe House, where they're serving breakfast*
Tiramisu: So, what will it be?
Salty Tofu: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN
*everyone goes silent and turns to look*
Sweet Tofu, very embarrassed: Eggs.... he would like some eggs....
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